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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-12-23 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-12-23 Pub. Date: 2019-12-23
Image Number: 180954
Caption: I impeach thee. What do you mean? There is an infinite number of alternate universes, Rosencrantz. And in an infinite number of universes, an infinite number of scenarios will play out. In universe 54892-B, we are the last beings on earth. I am Congress, and you are President. That is insane. Oh. Quite right. I meant you were president.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-25 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-25 Pub. Date: 2019-02-25
Image Number: 176497
Caption: What I believe. Part 479. I believe we're not the only species on Earth that reasons, that dreams, that loves, and that suffers. I believe that EVERY animal is sentient … Except for the tasty ones.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-19 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-19 Pub. Date: 2018-11-19
Image Number: 175063
Caption: Twitter. Twitter.com/Candorville. Lemont Brown: Plane stuck on tarmac 2 hrs so far. No charging ports. Phone almost dead. May have to resort to conversation w/other human beings.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-03-22 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-03-22 Pub. Date: 2018-03-22
Image Number: 169629
Caption: I think I may have just witnessed the singularity, Susan. And it's freaking me out. You mean singularity as in black hole? No, I mean as in the moment when artificial intelligence becomes smarter than human beings. Last night, I witnessed what I'm sure were two Russian bots arguing with each other. How do you know they weren't actual people? They politely came to an understanding. We're doomed.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-22 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-22 Pub. Date: 2017-11-22
Image Number: 165149
Caption: Where do you think we'll be 3,000 years from now, Susan? Do you think we'll even be recognizable as human beings? Will we all have nanites coursing through our bodies repairing any damage and connecting us all to a hive mind? Will we have no bodies at all, and instead be sentient programs we uploaded to the cloud to escape some global catastrophe? Will we still like pizza? Pizza is eternal.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-05 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-05 Pub. Date: 2017-09-05
Image Number: 162343
Caption: Do you know how know there's no god, Rosencrantz? Because we've been abandoned. Will eat for food. I once spun a top, Tyrone. I spun it and I walked away. How it fell, I have no idea. But I know this: An intelligent being spun that top. I thought you said you spun that top. Don't resent me just because I just blew your mind.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-03 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-03 Pub. Date: 2016-10-03
Image Number: 149306
Caption: twitterâ„¢ Twitter.com/Candorville. Lemont Brown: Plane stuck on tarmac 2 hrs so far. No charging ports. Phone almost dead. May have to resort to conversation w/other human beings.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-30 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-30 Pub. Date: 2015-09-30
Image Number: 133084
Caption: Where do you think we'll be 3,000 years from now, Susan? Do you think we'll even be recognizable as human beings? Will we all have nanites coursing through our bodies repairing damage and connecting us all to a hive mind? Will we have no bodies at all, and instead me sentient programs uploaded to the cloud to escape some global catastrophe? Will we still like pizza? Pizza is eternal.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-20 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-20 Pub. Date: 2014-04-20
Image Number: 109691
Caption: I don’t know, man, there's just something people forget about the internet. What? Nobody's as anonymous as they think they are. And When they insult total strangers … When they call them "naïve morons" just 'cause they disagree … … When they tell other human beings they're wastes of space on this Earth ... When they say things like "I'd call you an uneducated baboon, but baboons smell better ... " ... They forget that before the so-called anonymity of the web, saying such things to other human beings usually led to consequences. How'd you get my number? That's not important right now, Gunther.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-11 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-11 Pub. Date: 2013-12-11
Image Number: 104849
Caption: Yesterday I was joking around with Clyde, and I called his momma a "horse." Right away, I felt guilty. Women are human beings, not barn animals. So my joke was kind of sexist. It's not your fault, Lemont. You can't help it. ALL men are pigs.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-13 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-13 Pub. Date: 2007-06-13
Image Number: 17561
Caption: Scientists discovered a possible cure for baldness in mice. When they make a massive wound, the scar tissue that grows over it has new hair follicles. They think gaping head wounds could work for humans, too. Lemont, I'm still not smacking you in the head with this bat. I thought you were my friend.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-17 beings 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-17 Pub. Date: 2007-03-17
Image Number: 16396
Caption: Now I shall close my tired eyes, I pray, "Give me a big surprise. "Fill my slumb'ring mind with stories - myst'ries, fables, allegories. "When I awake let my pen fly, O, great author in the sky. Yeah, like that's gonna get rid of his writer's block. "...I'd settle for a pen that jogs. Amen."
     
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