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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-17 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-17 Pub. Date: 2018-09-17
Image Number: 174146
Caption: Kavanaugh's Oath. I, Brett Kavanaugh, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend arrogant elite manboys against accusations of sexual assault while they were totally wasted … that I will bear true faith and allegiance to my party … that I take this obligation without any reservations about lying under oath ... and that I will discharge the duties of protecting outlandishly powerful moneyed interests. So help me god. Welcome to your lifetime appointment!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-20 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-20 Pub. Date: 2017-03-20
Image Number: 156128
Caption: The GOP budget eliminates a lot. Here are Trump's New Programs. No more Meals on Wheels, but Feels on Wheels available in presidential limo. I will help all the needy ladies. With PBS defunded, Sesame Street replaced with Sesame Gulag. Sigh. Chemical Safety Board, which prevents industrial disasters, replaced with a Twitter feed. @ChemicalSafetyUSA. Only LOSERS have accidents! @ChemicalSafetyUSA. Bunsen the Safety Bear sez: Fire hurts! Americorps to be replaced with Americorpse.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-28 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-28 Pub. Date: 2015-12-28
Image Number: 137271
Caption: Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-11-01).
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-24 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-24 Pub. Date: 2015-08-24
Image Number: 131742
Caption: Forest Fire. Our national forests have become increasingly filled with gunfire and "trigger trash." You never know when America will be invaded by old appliances! Blam blam! Last month, a Colorado camper was killed by a stray bullet while roasting marshmallows. NRA. Yes, but does the Constitution include a right to bear s'mores? Didn't think so. Looks like the rest of us will have to make adjustments ... including Smokey. Congratulations, Tammy! You've earned the Wilderness Survival Patch. Thanks. Girl Scouts of America. Jeez, get in the cave! S. Bear. Do you want to die? Blam-blam!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-08-11 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-08-11 Pub. Date: 2014-08-11
Image Number: 115114
Caption: Getting Burned. The GOP recently blocked emergency funding for fighting raging wildfires in the west. Live. Washington State. Eh, we'd have to offset the cost … Hey, time for a month-long vacation! Now the forest service must borrow from the Wildfire Prevention Fund. Only you can prevent forest fires. Smokey. No, seriously. Only you. I'm out of cash. It's like the Republican healthcare plan for America's wilderness areas. Who needs preventative care when you can always go to the "emergency room"? Reacting to crises after they happen: It's how we roll. You know, we're going to have more droughts and wildfires if we don't deal with global w - I can't hear you over this drilling equipment! RRRR!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-05-12 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-05-13 Pub. Date: 2014-05-12
Image Number: 111433
Caption: Overwhelming evidence now disproves any connection between vaccines and Autism. Yet many people still refuse to vaccinate their kids. As outbreaks become more common, here are some … Get Well Gifts for the Unvaccinated. It's all a conspiracy! T-shirts. Don't blame me! It's my Mom and Dad's fault. Lumpy the Bear. Mumps are fun! Incinerate after use. Activity Books. Li'l Disease Vector Coloring Book. Pertussis bacteria. Crayons. Play Estate Planner. Koff! Koff! Last will and Testament. Decide who gets your Legos, just in case!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-03 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-04 Pub. Date: 2014-02-03
Image Number: 107261
Caption: Russia, Land of Tolerance. In advance of Olympics, you may have heard we treat gays badly. In fact, we are very open-minded country! We passed laws only to protect little children from talk of homosexual lifestyle. Putin-Antigay. Proud Russian Bear. Which we have nothing against. Clang! We prevent trouble by keeping gays sage and comfortable in iron closet. Sir, "Putin" has been Google-bombed. Internet says it means "Fire-Island Three-Way." Ha-ha! Use them as curling stones.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-16 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-17 Pub. Date: 2013-12-16
Image Number: 105351
Caption: Shooting Backwards. Pro-gun groups are celebrating the fact that one year after Newtown, guns are less regulated that before. 70 eased restrictions. 39 tightened. Ain't she a beaut? It's like we responded to a drunk driving epidemic by putting kegs at every intersection. The right to bear brews shall not be infringed! Braaap! Glug-N-Go. "Rollover Red". At this rate, we're just a tragedy away from no regulation at all. I want a shoulder-fired RPG launcher for Christmas. Wish list. Those won't be legal until after the next massacre, dear. Makes you wonder who's actually in charge here - gun owner or gun? Dace, you will donate your children's college fund to the NRA. Okay. You will awaken with no memory of this conversation, Dave.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-09-02 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-09-03 Pub. Date: 2013-09-02
Image Number: 101236
Caption: Pop Culture Periscope Presents TEDDY BEAR DEVOLUTION. The Golden Years. 1924 - Pooh, Winnie The. Innocent as a bear can be. 1944 - Smokey. Found life purpose in preventing forest fires. 1958 - Paddington. Unfailingly polite immigrant bear; liked marmalade. Transition Period. 1993 - Bear From Bjork's "Human Behavior" Video - First known appearance of a female pop star inside a giant bear. Devolution. F#@k! 2010 - Ted. Hollywood's ill-mannered, substance-abusing bear (blatant ripoff of alt-cartoon bear Mr. Wiggles.) 2013 - Video Music Awards - Miley Cyrus drags bears to all-time low.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-07-29 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-07-29 Pub. Date: 2013-07-29
Image Number: 99937
Caption: The Right To Bear Bags. And now a word from the plastics industry: You may have heard some trash talk lately about plastic shopping bags. Some cities have even banned them! Time for some facts. "So plastic bags gum up recycling machinery, and New York City alone dumps 100,000 tons of them into landfills each year." "That is nothing compared to your right to carry individually-wrapped slices of American cheese in a plastic package in a plastic bag." Krapft Singles. "Why, if the polymer police get their way, this gorgeous living work of art some wrongly call the 'Pacific Garbage Patch' might not exist for out grandchildren!" Any new taxes on disposable sacks, and we're throwing re-usable totes into the Boston Harbor! Plastic Party Patriots. "Plastic Bags: Our Last Line of Defense Against Tyranny!"
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-11 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-12 Pub. Date: 2013-02-11
Image Number: 93540
Caption: Around the country, people are demonstrating the right to bear arms by entering public spaces with assault weapons. True: A man caused mass panic parading a semi-automatic rifle through a Charlottesville, VA supermarket. Bananas. How can you tell if that guy toting an AR-15 in the grocery store is a GUN NUT or MASS SHOOTER? 1. Are you still alive? If so, he might not be a homicidal maniac. 2. Which box is checked on his t-shirt? Good. Evil. You're probably okay! 3. Has he brought a well-regulated militia? Actually, this could go either way. 4. Still not sure? HIDE. But feel proud that you're not infringing on anybody's RIGHTS!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-28 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-28 Pub. Date: 2011-11-28
Image Number: 89611
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope. This week: Winter hat semiotics. Ladies! This season it's all about grandpa's old-school trapper hat! If you want to kick it up a notch, be the first in your 'hood to rock massive flappage! Baby's got flap! There's also the DIY, hand-knit approach. this hat says "screw the man!" Tip: For that extra homemade look. keep ball of yarn attached to hat. If you must be cutesy and wear a hat with animal ears, at least try to make it something unorthodox. Bear ears: bo-ring! Fennec Fox of the Sahara Desert: A conversation-starter. Some theorists believe the Mohawk ski hat, occasionally seen on snow-boarding youth, represents the definitive death of punk. London, 1977. Utah, 2011.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-31 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-31 Pub. Date: 2011-10-31
Image Number: 89607
Caption: Slowpoke. True: Police departments are starting to buy small aerial drones for surveillance. Could aerial cops be far behind? Drop the beer now! Wh-what the hells is that? Soon, businesses jump on the bandwagon … Did you notice that Fluff-eaze fabric softener is on a 2-for-1 special? Yes, I did. Buff. Meaty Man ... And a right-to-bear-drones movement starts up ... The Founding Fathers believed in my freedom to own a predator drone equipped with hellfire missiles! Boosh! Woo-hoo! But the sudden preponderance of predators frightens some children ... Boom! Boom! It's okay, Tommy. They only kill kids in Pakistan and Afghanistan ... Usually.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-01 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-01 Pub. Date: 2010-11-01
Image Number: 86604
Caption: Slowpoke. Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-23 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-23 Pub. Date: 2009-11-23
Image Number: 90475
Caption: Slowpoke. Acts To Avoid. A Slowpoke Primer. After Grizzly Bear, Deerhoof, Deerhunter, Fleet Foxes, The Reindeer Section and Crystal Antlers, any band must name itself after something more original that forest fauna. Hi there. We're Grizzly Reindeer Hoof. Also beware of any band that refers to itself as a "project." The Schwenker-Buttle-Kromkowski-Nudelmann Project. Dec. 2. Live at Downtown Artspace. Beware overly-elaborate packaging. Holographic image of the artist. Sproing! Free Pepsi. And it's best to avoid blues musicians trying to sound up-to-date. Well, I sent you a text message, but you turned off your phone. Been tryin' to Tweet you, but you leave me all alone ... Nooo!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-15 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-15 Pub. Date: 2009-06-15
Image Number: 90698
Caption: Slowpoke. Ranger Drooly here! Now that loaded, concealed weapons will be allowed in national parks, you'll need to prepare for vacation … And battle! Check out the latest gear for … The Commando Camper. The Bradley Fighting Tent. Doosh! Surrounded by rifle-wielding yahoos strung out on crystal meth? care them off easily with this lightweight assault dome. Sleeps four. Killer Weenies. From the makers of Napalm s'mores, these hot dogs squirt flesh-dissolving acid! Is that a bear or a fellow camper? Better safe than sorry! Zing! Warning: Do not eat killer weenie. Exploding Decoy Children. 1. An animatronic decoy child filled with TNT is the last thing the bad guys will ever expect! 2. BOOM! Available in 12 ethnicities! Get in the spirit with Death Metal Campfire Songs. Bodies are bursting apart volcanic eruption of guts exploding cadavers bring forth a bloodbath to torment all life.* *Actual lyrics by Cannibal Corpse. "Because it's not a family vacation - it's war."
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-03-30 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-03-30 Pub. Date: 2009-03-30
Image Number: 91009
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope. The original great depression was a decidedly un-ironic affair. Might I shine your shoes for a crust of bread, sir? Lost everything please help. Now that we live in the age of irony, how could this one be different? I just spent my last $150 buying this boss shirt on eBay! Defunct financial firm swag is the hot new thing! Lehman Brothers. Bear Stearns. Next up on urban streets: Dust Bowl Retro. Now Playing: The Grapes of Snark. I carefully studied Dorothea Lange's "Migrant Mother" Photos for this ensemble! Rad! Soup Kitchen Twittering. Waiting in line for some beige-colored slop! 2:31 PM Mar 27. About to get the beige-colored slop! 2:33 PM Mar 27. Now serving beige slop. 2:33 PM Mar 27.
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-27 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-27 Pub. Date: 2008-10-27
Image Number: 91258
Caption: Slowpoke. After years of pushing for deregulation and no public safety net, Wall Street is now begging to be rescued. AIG. Bear Stearns. Federal Reserve. Lehman Brothers. Meanwhile, you may not be aware of … LESSER-KNOWN BAILOUTS. A run on ringtones meant cellphone users could only download a-ha's "Take On Me." Luckily, the fed stepped in. DO NOT PANIC! We have released 90,000 tones from the national ringtone reserve, including 50 Cent's "Wanksta" and all singles by the Ting Tings. YAY! Math Crisis: Ms. Hamwelder's 6th-period AP Calculus class had complex derivatives spiral out of control. Department of Education. We'll take over from here. The Friedman Freefall: Million of Milton Friedman Books are rendered utterly worthless by the obvious failure of their philosophy. To save the publishing industry, the government buys the books, uses them to build homes for the foreclosed.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-08-11 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-08-11 Pub. Date: 2008-08-11
Image Number: 91248
Caption: Slowpoke. For a self-proclaimed literalist, Judge Scalia seems to see an awful lot of things in the 2nd amendment. "A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." Obviously this does not allow firearms for felons or the mentally ill, or in schools, or government buildings, or concealed or "dangerous and unusual" weapons ... But handguns are a right! DUH! Where does all this special insight come from? Our experts have concluded that Scalia belongs to the RUMPIST school of legal thought. Majority Opinion. His rulings come LITERALLY out of his ass. As you can see, a handgun fits neatly within the confines of Scalia's posterior. Censored. If it's in there, it's in the CONSTUTITION! Yes, we can thank Scalia for protecting us from that scourge of the courts - THE ACTIVIST JUDGE! Excise me everyone, I need to make a "narrow interpretation." Men's Room. Ah, just as the framers intended!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-04-14 bear 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-04-14 Pub. Date: 2008-04-14
Image Number: 91233
Caption: Slowpoke. Confused about the electoral process? Try Professor P's Civics Reader. CAUCUSES: Members of a party form herds in an elementary school cafeteria. After completing three rebuses, a chili cookoff, and reading Clan of the Cave Bear, winners are chosen. Meanwhile, the Democratic candidates' campaigns are busy nursing giant colonies of SUPERDELEGETES - mysterious beings said to acquire special powers from a radioactive donkey bite. Sleep well my pretties. At the appointed hour, the super delegates rise and do battle against each other miles above the Earth. Eat my hope bolts! Obamalon. O. I'll CHANGE you ... into Molten flesh! Hillaron. H. Armed with bows and arrows, greased pigs and kryptonite grenades, the delegates and superdelagates meet up. Only one candidate leaves alive. And the glory of Democracy lives on!
     
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