Bottom of the ninth … tie game … Fillmore is on third … two outs … All you have to do is knock the ball over the shortstop, and we win. Crack! Or you could hit a home run. I didn't understand a thing you said.
Here you go, boys. The contest rules. What contest. I'm putting the picture of a local hero on the cover of my "Weedies" cereal box. Can a "hero" be an artist or musician? Sure. As long as said artist or musician bats over .300 or can dunk. Gotcha.