Wanna come over and watch the big game? No can do, little buddy. Baseball is a gentleman's sport where they tap a tiny ball and then trot around. I don't consider any game a "big game" unless there's a chance one player could accidentally squeeze another player's spine out of his nose like toothpaste from a tube. Beach volleyball is also watchable. I was actually talking about the new "Pac-Man Vs. Superman" X-Box game.
What're you doing for Christmas, Randy? Dressing up as Santa and inviting a couple of "elves" over to share in the festivities. Oh, that's nice. I'll be doing the usual too. Playing "Grand Theft Auto: Christmas Edition." Same as GTA, only in a Christmas sleigh instead of a stolen car. And instead of a hit man beating up random bystanders with a baseball bat, it's Santa beating them with a huge candy cane. I could be persuaded to join in a real-life elf party, though. Some people just can't pick up on a hint. I think you're thinking what I'm thinking.