What are these tiny critters called again? Midges. They're actually a fly, but they can't fly, that is. Tough. And their lifespan is only three hours. Brutal. Plus, they're Cubs fans. Get out!
This is a fascinating memoir of yours, Hawthorne. Thanks for helping me write it. I've been fortunate to have led a very full life. Now, where were we? Um … Game seven of the world series … You take the pitcher's mound … the crowd roars. Right.