So, doofus, what are you going to be for Halloween? I'm going as my friend Trent. We traded baseball caps, so he's going as me! A ball cap is not a costume! Obviously. We also traded underwear. EWWWWWW!
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I can't find my cap! Where's my glove? Is that my bat? Hey! Somebody took my water bottle! Who has the catcher's mask? Am I second base or third base? Anybody see my other shoe? Happens every inning. No wonder our games take so long!