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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-08-13 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-08-13 Pub. Date: 2018-08-13
Image Number: 173603
Caption: Summer Refreshment Gentrification. 1. In the beginning, there was an ice cream stand. The Cone Throne. 2. Then came the lowfat frozen yogurt trend … TUBF. The universe's best froyo. Gas Planet Swirl. 3 … replaced by the smoothies craze … Fruitageddon. Kiwi gojiberry blast. 4 ... until tastes go more upscale ... Kombuchi Klatch. Liquid wellness bar. 5 ... and finally, the shop is replaced by luxury condos. You know, I could really go for some ice cream. Cocktails $15.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-28 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-28 Pub. Date: 2015-12-28
Image Number: 137271
Caption: Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-11-01).
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-09 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-09 Pub. Date: 2015-03-09
Image Number: 124181
Caption: Hey, Caucasians! Angered by the way "racial preferences" make things unequal? Here's how you can beat the system! First, apply to college as a legacy. Hmm … I don't know. This kid is an average student, but his father and grandfather are alumni … and they're doctors! I think his money will fit in just fine! Office of Admissions. After graduation, while the other suckers are sending out resumes, you tap into the old boy network.* Dartvard University. Yo brah, it's Matt. Can you, like, hook me up with a job? Matty! Chug-a-lug! Sure thing, dude! Guess what? My boss is also a Deke! *Nepotism also works. Schmooze your way to the top over the years by charming like-minded business cronies. Ha ha! I like your style, Matty! How'd you like to come work for me? I'll set you up with a sweet package! Speakin' of sweet packages, check out the rack on this little number! Knockers Bar & Grille. Finally, have kids and repeat the process over and over and over ... Madison, Hunter, you'll be up against some tough odds, what with all these special privileges for minorities ... But your daddy will make sure merit prevails in the end!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-08-25 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-08-25 Pub. Date: 2014-08-25
Image Number: 115724
Caption: If cops treated bankers the way Ferguson cops treat black people. Bar d' Fern. What're you boys up to? Shouldn't you be home with your wives and kids? He posed an imminent threat to my 401k! The shooting was justified because we had video of him conspiring to defraud investors. Our strategy: Betting against our own financial products. A real thug. Clear the area! But it's speech! $ Vote me. Tear gas.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-15 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-16 Pub. Date: 2013-04-15
Image Number: 95944
Caption: The Gentrification Cycle. Working-class minorities displaced by hipsters. Artisanal Cupcake and Hookah Bar. Bodega. Out of business. I maldita sea! Hipsters displaced by techies. Hacker hut. Chaos Puppy. Live music venue. For lease. Yuppie scum! Techies displaced by bankers. Bucks & Worthington. Private wealth management. sniddle.com. Office space for rent. Corporate suit! Bankers displaced by international oligarchs who don't bother to actually live there. Sold $60 million. Don't ask who. Keep out. Hrumph!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-03-25 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-03-26 Pub. Date: 2013-03-25
Image Number: 95150
Caption: North Dakota recently passed a ban on abortion after the first six weeks of pregnancy - before many women realize they're expecting. Well, it looks like you're six weeks and one minute pregnant! Have some diapers. What other hoops will women soon have to jump through? In addition to receiving forced ultrasounds, women seeking abortion must spend a week socializing with mothers-to-be. Preggers Non-Alcoholic Bar & Grill. Abortion clinics only allowed in airspace above North Dakota. If a woman can't be bothered to take a rocket to an abortion station, maybe she shouldn't get one. Women must travel into the future to determine pregnancy status, then return to the past to undo having sex. Back to the Fetus. If a woman doesn't own a time-traveling Delorean, maybe she shouldn't be putting out.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-01 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-01 Pub. Date: 2010-11-01
Image Number: 86604
Caption: Slowpoke. Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86606
Caption: Slowpoke. Everybody Loves Bipartisanship! I hate everything you stand for. But let's work together! Likewise, old chap, we must put aside our differences for the good of the nation! Hear, hear! Done and done! YAY! Yes, the magic of bipartisanship holds the answers to America's problems, past and present! Segregation. I say integrate. Separate forever! Bipartisan Solution: Black schools are moved 100 feet closer to white schools. East Caucasian High 3 Miles This Way. It's the start of a new era! Fair Pay! Equal pay for equal work! Women earn what they deserve! Bipartisan Solution: Women paid less than their male peers are eligible for coupons for the difference, redeemable in aprons and rolling pins. Food Safety. Regulate the food industry better! Let 'em fix themselves! Bipartisan Solution: Companies may kill up to five children before the government steps in. Toxic peanut butter bar. Now let's try it for global warming and the economy!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-05-05 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-05-05 Pub. Date: 2008-05-05
Image Number: 91235
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope. This week: Metrosexual backlash! The scraggly hipster beard is the next frontier in cool for men tired of emo chic! "Ahab meets rehab." Paired with Arty classes, it’s not your father's machismo! Minutemen. The market quickly responds ... Cellphones made from animal parts provide gruff-yet-quirky contrast to sleek gadgets. "The Horner." The Hoofer." Indifference. Fragrance for men. Anticologne smells faintly of mildew. The movement grows, leading to "Hemingway Night" in bars throughout the land. The nacho is crisp. It is good. The beer head also rises. Papa. Of course, at some point the look approaches Ted Nugent territory.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86617
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, hungry Americans! Do you find that steakhouses like these aren't quite meeting your renegade eating needs? Then check out these NEW ADVENTURES IN THEME DINING! Aussie Steak Hut. Blazing Cattles Bar & Grill. Attila's Meat Pit. No waiting to be seated - you must CONQUER your table by slaying animatronic monks! The booth of Naissus is MINE! HA! Today's Specials. Blood of Bledo $11. Flesh of the Ostrogoths. Apocalypse Cow. Fine dining in a post-nuclear atmosphere. Customers chase down their own mutant bovine and roast them over burning oil wells. Look! There's some! The Beef Lobby Lounge. Meat free from the shackles of government inspection. A real walk on the wild side! Mmm ... Mad cow prions make all the difference. This E. Coli-splattered steak is NOT for sissies! Food Guide Pyramid. Beef.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 bar 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86622
Caption: Slowpoke. THE NEW ENERGY BARS. Hey, consumers! Ever noticed there's an energy bar like this one for almost every demographic? Check out these latest niche-marketed treats! LOONA Urban New Age Goddess Bar. Pro-X3 Amino Booster. Metabolic Symmetry. Gross Tanning. Total Body Bar. THIS IS NOT AN IRONY BAR. Irony Bar. Bolton Bar. Diplomacy Free! Bolton Bar. With rabid badger to enhance surliness, and vitamin B complexes for thick, bushy mustache growth. Sloth Bar. Sloth Bar for those who sit. BOOM BAR. Baby's got BAR! The Boom Bar. With built-in subwoofers, it's the only bar with block-rockin' bass! Power-Hungry Bar. Now with Wing Nuts! The RNC. tm. Power-hungry Bar. If you eat another brand, you're with the terrorists.
     
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