Wonderland Studio. Ernie, we're making sequels to a couple children's stories. The first film will be about the cow who jumped over the moon getting caught in a steroids scandal. I'd like to apologize to all the beef fans. Ah, it's a cautionary tale about the dangers of mixing sports and modern agribusiness practices! The other movie's about a grown-up Goldilocks looking for "Mister Just-Right" in a singles bar. I get a new Porsche every year! On Tuesday we work our pecs, on Wednesday we work our abs ... Great! Let's call it "Goldilocks and the Three Bores"!
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Spring Training Camp. Have you ever thrown spitballs? Not since the league started testing saliva.