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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-17 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-17 Pub. Date: 2015-08-17
Image Number: 131426
Caption: This week in That's Disgusting. Some California crops are being irrigated with wastewater from oil drilling and fracking. Hey, it's been treated and tested for some chemicals! It's brilliant! 1. Burn fossil fuels. 2. Cause climate change. 3. Dump fossil fuel wastewater on drought-stricken farms. (Don't worry about the effects on this guy!) On the bright side, think of the marketing opportunities! Petro-Produce. Lubricated lemons slide right into your drink! Combustible cantaloupe, exploding with flavor! Avoid open flame when slicing. "Benzene Ball" Clementines. I'm Benny! It'll spread like an oil slick ... and would you like a side of fries cooked in real crude, ma'am?
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-28 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-28 Pub. Date: 2011-11-28
Image Number: 89611
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope. This week: Winter hat semiotics. Ladies! This season it's all about grandpa's old-school trapper hat! If you want to kick it up a notch, be the first in your 'hood to rock massive flappage! Baby's got flap! There's also the DIY, hand-knit approach. this hat says "screw the man!" Tip: For that extra homemade look. keep ball of yarn attached to hat. If you must be cutesy and wear a hat with animal ears, at least try to make it something unorthodox. Bear ears: bo-ring! Fennec Fox of the Sahara Desert: A conversation-starter. Some theorists believe the Mohawk ski hat, occasionally seen on snow-boarding youth, represents the definitive death of punk. London, 1977. Utah, 2011.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-06-25 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-06-25 Pub. Date: 2011-06-25
Image Number: 89275
Caption: Slowpoke. Welcome to Ball*Mart. The conservative majority on the supreme court just killed a class-action lawsuit against Wal-Mart despite overwhelming evidence of sex discrimination. The company has written a policy against discrimination, so it can't be sued. Duh! Actual reasoning. Um ... Clearly we should only concern ourselves with companies that have officially gone on the record with their sexism. Recruitment video. At Galactabank, we're proud to be an unequal opportunity employer. Bros before hos, as we like to say! But short of that, what would it take for Scalia to see a problem? Ball*mart executive boardroom. Bitchez keep out. Under my thumb! Seems fine to me! Perhaps if glass ceilings were tinted? Bonk. See? It's really there! Hmm ... No, I still don't see it. Management.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-08-29 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-08-29 Pub. Date: 2010-08-29
Image Number: 89893
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, Islamaphobes! Opposed to the mosque in Lower Manhattan? Here are some more things to worry about! Ground Zero is circled by hundreds of Muslim cab drivers every single day! Taxis of evil! Also in Manhattan: the insidious Dr. Oz, a Muslim who uses our cable networks to preach his message of hate! It time to build a BETTER YOU! Speaking of hallowed ground, there are Muslims buried in Arlington National Cemetery! We gotta DIG "EM OUT! And th' atheists, too! Ahmed Nawaz. Lt. US Navy 1983-2005. And sometimes Muslim food is placed dangerously close to an All-American apple pie! Falafel balls: a.k.a. "Terror Patties." USA.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-06-06 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-06-06 Pub. Date: 2010-06-06
Image Number: 90122
Caption: Slowpoke. New Uses For The Gulf of Mexico. Psychedelic undersea "plume shows." Groovy, man! Become "sister cesspools" with the Pearl River Delta of China. In the spirit of international friendship, I give you this oil-soaked egret from our waters. And for you, this dead eel. Eco-disaster duck tours. This wildlife refuge is now populated only by tar balls. Ooo! Oh hell, let's just give up and turn it into a dump. Give me your oil spills, big gulp cups, and packing peanuts yearning to be free.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-02-16 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-02-16 Pub. Date: 2009-02-16
Image Number: 91005
Caption: Slowpoke. Seen At The Inauguration. My day began on a Democratic note, as our Metro train stopped short of the station and the conductor came through braking orders. Everybody out through the front of the car! It turned out a woman had fallen on the track. luckily, she wasn't badly hurt. We quickly found ourselves in the midst of a massive procession snaking it's way through the car-free (!) streets of DC. Me. The Inauguration Store. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. The scene on the mall - and throughout the city - was positively utopian, with nary a churlish wingnut to be found. Yet there were a few minor annoyances ... Brought screaming baby so they could say it was there. Video-recording the jumbotron. The same tall guy who stands in front of every public spectacle I ever witness. Walking around that night, I saw so many people going to balls that I felt a but underdressed. Hat with dog-chewed hole sewn shut. Looking like a million bucks! 3 layers of REI outdoor wear under dilapidated fleece jacket. And so ended my day of shuffling off the Bush Administration's rancid corpse.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-06-16 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-06-16 Pub. Date: 2008-06-16
Image Number: 91241
Caption: Slowpoke. The fate of the world hangs in the balance. Yet as we face war, global warming, and an economic meltdown, our presidential rave is about this: Ha ha! He looks funny eating cheese balls! Elitist! Obama's opponent isn't exactly helping matters. He just doesn't understand plain, simple folks like us! TV ad crafted by well-heeled consultants to manipulate opinions of the working class. Obama, of course, joins a line of "uppity" black leaders. He just doesn't fit in! What's the guy supposed to do? Okay, are you happy now? POSER! Phils.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 92344
Caption: Slowpoke. Chris Matthews. NAD DEFENDER. Here's how political commentator Chris Matthews described Hillary Clinton's endorsers: Aren't you appalled at the willingness of these people to become CASTRATOS in the EUNUCH CHORUS? Matthews as clearly referring to a recent study published in the New England Journal of Medicine. Our models indicate that, it a WOMAN became President, all the nation's nads would spontaneously detach from their owners! A. B. Some say that the 150 million sets of cojones would be cryogenically frozen by Wiccans and held hostage to Hillary's agenda. I will release 10,000 family jewels for each of my health care proposals that is enacted! Now THAT'S political capital! Those eager to redeem their manhood could earn bollock redemption points by singing in a EUNUCH CHOIR. Our bits were taken by Hil-lary and now we sound like Ged-dy Lee! Hit those high notes, Chris! HRUMPH! Seems plausible to me!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92338
Caption: Slowpoke. America: Back Office To The World! The dollar continues to plunge in value. Biggiebank. Goodbye, cruel world! We at Slowpoke peer into our crystal ball to see what's next for the U.S. economy! O magic ball Speak to Swami Perkins! Soon, Americans will be providing tech support to Bangalore. Hello, this is, uh, Rajiv Chandrashekar. Can I have the product's serial number? In broken, Midwestern accented Hindi. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU DOTLESS-HEAD! As the dollar sinks further, factories to make foreign goods sprout up in the rust belt. I can barely afford to feed my kids, and these Brazilians are buying @#! DANCING FRUIT HATS?! Dancing Headwear Inspector No. 12. Tourism surges, as people from all over the world can finally afford to visit. I used to drink cocktails all day at five-star hotels in your country! Please take us to Fifth Avenue so we can purchase some of your quaint native costumes!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 ball 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92663
Caption: Slowpoke. August 2001 - after receiving a warning about Al Qaeda's plans to attack the U.S., the President sprang into action with a series of preventive measures. Take THAT, Osama! Thwak! The Golf Ball Defense Shield. The President immediately set out to protect the Ridgewood Country Club in Waco, Texas by creating a zone of flying golf balls which could brain dangerous interlopers. Aggressive Brush-Clearing. By getting tough with the brush on his Crawford ranch, the President struck fear into the hearts of terrorists. Are you watching, evildoers? This COULD be your nappy beards! Rrrr. WHACK! Crackdown on Armadillos. The President deployed his Scottish terrier Barney to chase armadillos which, according to the White House, may have been Al Qaeda operatives. These armadillos hate freedom. Yap! And lastly, the ... Strategic Ass-Sitting Program. Yawn! I think it's time for operation Enduring Naptime.
     
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