This way! But that's the wrong way! Not today it ain't! I'm stopping here. But Hagar - it's our bowling night and we're late! Fortunes told. This won't take long! I don't get it! You always say, you have no use for fortune tellers! I lost my bowling ball! Ha! I see a 300 game in your future! Bring that back!! Fortune.
Hagar The Horrible
Hagar has to hear about this! He'll never believe it! Guess what, Hagar? What? I shot a PAR 72 for 18 holes today! Give me a break! How could YOU shoot a par 72? I played a new game called "Virtual Golf" today! How do you play that? You just PRETEND to hit the ball for 18 holes!