The case of the missing fish. . . I can deduce the culprit by examining the evidence! Munch Hmmm… Broken pottery, mysterious balls of fur, shredded couch, chewed plants… A furry, lumbering, clawed herbivore?
Pounce! ! (Cat pulls on a sheep's wool. Eventually the sheep has no more wool.)
It says here some guys collected a ball of string 50 feet high! Wow! World Records. That's so silly! Why would anyone do that? World Records. You're kidding, right?