Wonderland Baseball. Peanuts. Pretzels. It's been a rough day the the ballpark with this bunch. Jack and Jill took a tumble coming back down from getting sodas at the concession stand. Goldilocks annoyed everybody by constantly switching seats, and Cinderella rushed off after just a few innings. But Humpty Dumpty is worst of all ... We should have told him not to sit in the section on top of the famous left field wall!
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Welcome to paradise, guys! Let me show you around. The weather is always perfect up here. Bill, a former weatherman, predicts that! And everybodyw ill always be in great shape --- Lucy, who was a best-selling diet guru guarantees that! Getting around is convenient and comfortable thanks to a former airline manager. And an ex-network programming director says the entertainment will be top-notch! You trust them?! It sounds almost too good to be true. You have my word on it! And what were you back on earth? A politician!