Dear Anderson Cooper, I just found out your mom is Gloria Vanderbilt!!! That's got to have some awesome fringe benefits! Like a huge designer jeans discount.
Mike du Jour
Stee-rike three! Wow! This pitcher is awesome! Who's awesome? Pete. He's unhittable and he's ambidextrous. That would explain the funny-looking glove. The fans laugh at Pete. Just because of his glove??? No. He also pitches underhand. That is pretty funny ... Are you kidding me?!! What's so funny 'bout Pete's glove and underhanding? Stee-rike three!