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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-11 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-11 Pub. Date: 2019-10-11
Image Number: 179836
Caption: This is Anderson Cooper, coming to you from inside the mind of a dreaming Rudy Park. Tonight, a special report as we delve into the subconscious childhood memories of an average American guy. It's a minefield of ignominious school taunts, tiny humiliations, and rejections from gals. tonight on AC360: A @#$%ed up psyche explained.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-13 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-13 Pub. Date: 2018-03-13
Image Number: 169406
Caption: You wanted to talk to me, boss? Yes, Rudy. I'm going to give you some time off to expand your horizons. You are? But you've never given me any time off ever. That was before patrons began complaining about how boring you are. I'm going to need you to visit exciting locales, get into interesting exploits, and come back with tales with which to enthrall the average cafe patron. Wow. Thanks. I'll give you four hours off every day between midnight and 4 a.m. Use them wisely. Wow. Thanks.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-17 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-17 Pub. Date: 2018-02-17
Image Number: 168446
Caption: A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-17 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-17 Pub. Date: 2017-11-17
Image Number: 164886
Caption: Rudy, it's come to my attention you've been using the restroom three times a day. Of course I have, boss. Did you not see the sign out front that says "restrooms are for customers only"? Seriously? I work here, boss. I've worked here for sixteen years! Good point. Calculating ... average customer spends $20 ... multiply by sixteen ... multiply by 365 ... I'll have to deduct $116,800 from your next several dozen paychecks. Very bad man.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-01 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-01 Pub. Date: 2017-07-01
Image Number: 159731
Caption: Lemont's in Russia … Hi Vancouver, how'd your book signing go? Amazing. How's your Russia story? Eye-opening. After I interviewed the blackmailer, the hackers, the oligarch, and a Kremlin goon, I interviewed a bunch of average Russians to find out why they're cool with being led by an autocratic narcissist with delusions of Czardom ... because he's made Russia great again. I wish I could've been there for you, babe ... me too.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-18 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-18 Pub. Date: 2016-12-18
Image Number: 151672
Caption: I suppose you're wondering why I've called you in to the café at 3am, minion. Too tired to wonder, boss. It's come to my attention that you're underreporting your cash tips by a whopping average of 0.003%. And that's impacting me. The whole reason I'm allowed to pay you less than minimum wage ... is because tips are supposed to make up the difference. When tips fall short, I'm supposed to raise your pay. I think we can both agree that that's an absolutely unthinkable horror of biblical proportions. But I've come up with a plan that I think you'll agree is a win-win solution. You'll give me all your tips, and I'll keep you on as an unpaid intern and consider not turning you in. "Win-win" isn't supposed to mean you win twice!
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-14 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-14 Pub. Date: 2016-12-14
Image Number: 152124
Caption: Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-14 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-14 Pub. Date: 2016-03-14
Image Number: 140521
Caption: I've observed you for the last 15 years. Would you like to know what I've concluded? Sure. You're aging badly. Your hairline has receded by nearly 0.27 inches. Your lateral incisors and cuspids have grown inwardly crooked by 0.3 degrees … You've cultivated a bountiful crop of ear hairs, and your average pore size has increased from 50 microns to 54. It's been a great comfort to me to see that your haggardization is proceeding apace. I don't think I'll ever say "sure" again in life.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-26 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-26 Pub. Date: 2016-02-26
Image Number: 139582
Caption: Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the Supreme Court? Yes, unfortunately. You'd have to go back in time and start preparing early. By that I mean WAY back. As in you'd have to ensure that the cells that formed you had genes that would give you intellectual curiosity, above-average intelligence, and ambition. But you do still have time to become a layabout. You seem to have prepared very well for that. What? You'd still get to wear a robe all day.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-30 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-30 Pub. Date: 2015-12-30
Image Number: 137200
Caption: Today on the Ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Star Wars." Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. YOU PEOPLE TODAY HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A CHIMPANZEE!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-18 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-18 Pub. Date: 2015-05-18
Image Number: 127259
Caption: Hi, this is Hillary Clinton. Yes, I know, you're running for president. You may not know this, but I'm running for president. But I'm not doing it for me, I'm doing it for you. This is about your story, average citizen. This is about your struggles. Your hopes. Your dreams. You, you, you, you, you. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Can I ask you a question? No. As I was saying, I'm running to give you a voice. A vote for me is a vote for you.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-02 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-02 Pub. Date: 2015-04-02
Image Number: 125028
Caption: Look Rudy, gun owners aren't nuts. We're average Americans. We like our half-caf latte as much as the next guy. Snikker. Hey, Shirley, you want a brassiere with your skinny latte? Are you mocking me, old man? Not at all. Want a girdle for you handgun?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-10 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-10 Pub. Date: 2015-03-10
Image Number: 124100
Caption: Hi, this is Hillary Clinton. (Sigh) Again? You call every week. The Wall Street Journal is saying I'm a month away from announcing whether I'm running for president. I know how excited you must be, average citizen. Will I? Won't I? You're only a month away from finally knowing! House of Java.net Cybercafe ... Or maybe you're not. Are you? Aren't you? Make it stop. Press "one" or hang up to donate to what may or may not be my campaign.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-10 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-10 Pub. Date: 2015-01-10
Image Number: 121150
Caption: Armstrong, what's "beardilizer," and why's our menu say we can add it to any coffee drink? Studies show the male hipster spends 14% more on coffee than the average patron. Studies also show that 78% of male hipsters are trying to grow huge lumberjack beards. Studies also show that a pallet of fertilizer somehow flew off of a freight train as it passed by my house last week. Very bad man. Remind me to thank whoever added that speed-bump to the train tracks by my house.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-10 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-10 Pub. Date: 2014-10-10
Image Number: 117419
Caption: Rudy, how many times per day do you brush your teeth? Four, when you average it out over a week. But that's only because I don’t have my wisdom teeth. Otherwise it'd be 4.5. Wait ... are you counting each and every tooth as a separate brushing? So in other words, you brush your teeth once a week? Stop using math to make me look bad.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-05 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-05 Pub. Date: 2014-08-05
Image Number: 114699
Caption: I've checked the spreadsheet, minion. How do you explain yourself? What'd I do, boss? Since you started working here 13 years ago, average rainfall in the township has plummeted by 15%. We're now in a drought. That's led to coffee and cocoa purchases also plummeting by an average of 15%. I'm going to have to give you a 15% pay cut to compensate for your deleterious effect on the local climate. Very bad man.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-12 average 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-12 Pub. Date: 2014-06-12
Image Number: 112391
Caption: On today's Sadie Cohen Radio Hour, we'll be discussing a burning topic … Superhero movies have only six years left before they're consigned to the dustbin of cinematic history. Cowboy movies were popular for 40 years. But that's back when people actually had a longer attention span than the average housefly's. I bet most of you don't even recall the topic of today's discussion. Supermarkets? Cows?
     
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