Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! You're opening a sporting goods store! Yes, I have all kinds of mathletic feat! Sports. Grand Opening. I carry baseball brats and fielder glubs, football shoulder pans and helmints. Over here I have ice crates, hokey pucks, tennis brackets and all kinds of basketball squeakers! If you want to play 18 holes, there's a wide variety of goofballs! I think I'm looking at the biggest one right now!
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Frank and Ernest
Game Today. Noah's yelling at his team --- They aren't getting ready for the game. The elephants keep going after the peanut vendor. The frogs ate earlier and not won't catch flies. And there's no hitting practice because the bats left when the stadium lights came on. Noah shouldn't worry about all that. Why not? It looks like it might be a very long rain delay!