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1. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2017-09-12 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2017-09-12 Pub. Date: 2017-09-12
Image Number: 162397
Caption: So, just out of curiosity, how does one get fired during orientation? The supervisor was showing me the time clock. He said I had to clock in when I arrived for the day. And you "asked an impertinent question." Impertinent? What clock doesn't have a snooze button?
     
2. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2017-07-31 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2017-07-31 Pub. Date: 2017-07-31
Image Number: 160921
Caption: When do you want it? I'm heading out of town. Can I pick everything up tomorrow or Wednesday? Nifty Cleaners. I can do Friday after five. So why did you ask? I was hoping you wanted Friday after five.
     
3. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2017-06-25 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2017-06-25 Pub. Date: 2017-06-25
Image Number: 158878
Caption: I can't believe you wore that shirt to Home Depot. What's wrong with this shirt. The Home Depot. It's orange, Ed. Everyone's going to think you work here. Home Depot people wear aprons, Helen -- orange aprons. Excuse me. Where would I find your pickaxes? Oh ... I don't work here. I just wore an orange shirt today. Hey, can you tell me where you reciprocating saws are? I have no idea. I don't work here. This is a shirt, not an apron. Later. Ed? I've been looking all over the store. Where are you? I got fed up with everyone assuming I work here ... so I started making up locations for whatever obscure item they asked me about. There must be a half-dozen furious customers looking for me, Helen. What if you run into one of them? I know -- So I'm hiding out in the employee break room until the store closes.
     
4. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2017-06-11 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2017-06-11 Pub. Date: 2017-06-11
Image Number: 158399
Caption: Why does every rate increase notice begin with "in order to serve you better"? I'm on hold with these people to find out exactly what that means. You're wasting your time. Great. A recording … how convenient. Now I'm being asked to key in my sixteen-digit account number, "in order to serve me better." Bip bip boop blip bleep boop boop. Thank you for holding. May I have your account number? Seriously? I just keyed in all sixteen digits and now you're asking for it again?! And by the way, I listened to all of your menu options and they have not recently changed. How can I provide you with excellent customer service today? Do you have a time machine?
     
5. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2017-06-07 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2017-06-07 Pub. Date: 2017-06-07
Image Number: 158662
Caption: These trendy restaurants are all the same. The waiter will ask if we've dined with them before. And no matter what we say, a recital is forthcoming. You're right. "Our plates are small and meant to be shared. The chef recommends two or three per person." Have you dined with us before?
     
6. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2017-06-04 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2017-06-04 Pub. Date: 2017-06-04
Image Number: 158135
Caption: My two best friends and I really like playing music together. Awesome. So you started a band. The Scamps. Right. It's an inadvertent marching band. Wait -- What? An inadvertent marching band? That's right We started out as just a basic garage band … but whenever we practiced, the neighbors would ask us to go play somewhere else.
     
7. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2017-03-05 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2017-03-05 Pub. Date: 2017-03-05
Image Number: 154598
Caption: Look, mom -- it's Amazon's Echo! It has a voice-enabled assistant named Alexa that can play music, read eBooks, find directions, give the weather, and even solve problems! Alexa, how many cups are there in two gallons? There are thirty-two cups in two gallons. I mean, seriously, how cool is that?! It even keeps your calendar! Alexa, what time is Dylan picking me up tonight? Dylan is picking you up tonight at 7 p.m. That is pretty incredible. Mom, is it okay if I stay out until midnight instead of 11? I don't know, Meg. I think you'll need to ask your father. Mom! We both know he'll just say no. Why don't we ask Alexa? Well ... I suppose she can handle it. Alexa, is it okay if I stay out until midnight instead of 11? I don't know, Meg. You'll need to ask Siri.
     
8. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2017-01-04 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2017-01-04 Pub. Date: 2017-01-04
Image Number: 152692
Caption: Dad keeps asking me to take the Christmas lights down off the house … I've put him off multiple times, but I may be out of excuses. Dustin, I'm not going to ask you again to take down the Christmas lights. Whoa … that was close.
     
9. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2016-11-13 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 150253
Caption: We stop serving breakfast at 11. Well … it's only 10:56. I'll check with the kitchen. She's kind of in a mood. Maybe I'll just get a BLT. BLT -- I love that. Diner lingo! I'll ask her for EAB. EAB? Yeah. EAB -- Eggs and bacon. Think she'll figure it out? Wait! They have pancakes with bananas? I'll ask for PWB! I don't know, Dustin. She wasn't exactly pleased that we wanted breakfast. He'll do breakfast. Awesome! I'd like PWB. Do not ask if she has pure maple syrup.
     
10. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2016-05-07 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2016-05-07 Pub. Date: 2016-05-07
Image Number: 142486
Caption: What would you ask of the spirit world? I want someone to go out with. Someone cute. I'm getting a message. The spirit world wants to know would you go out with someone younger? Absolutely. Why not? Good. Let's get some ice cream.
     
11. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2016-02-21 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2016-02-21 Pub. Date: 2016-02-21
Image Number: 138657
Caption: You look happy, mom. That must have been some dinner. Your father and I were carded at the restaurant. We had wine with dinner and the waiter asked to see my I.D. to make sure I was old enough. Why are you so upset? She said they carded you too. Yes - to see if I qualified for a senior discount.
     
12. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2015-11-10 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2015-11-10 Pub. Date: 2015-11-10
Image Number: 134730
Caption: Is something wrong? I had the most frightening caller today on the air. It was from a 71-year-old man who just completed his college degree. So I congratulated him and asked what he was going to do next. And? He said he's going to move out of his parents' house.
     
13. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2015-08-13 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2015-08-13 Pub. Date: 2015-08-13
Image Number: 130593
Caption: I hate picking out a new phone I know nothing about electronics. But I stayed up reading Consumer Reports so I won't be "the old guy" asking embarrassing, ill-informed questions and it has the best camera of any phone in its class! Oh it does, does it? How many megapickles?
     
14. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2015-07-17 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2015-07-17 Pub. Date: 2015-07-17
Image Number: 129292
Caption: Reschedule my two o'clock for four o'clock Have the storyboards on my desk by nine, cancel my lunch for Tuesday and fire Tami Mertz. Maybe I should ask out Tami Mertz.
     
15. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2015-03-08 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2015-03-08 Pub. Date: 2015-03-08
Image Number: 123096
Caption: This will be nice. We haven't had lunch out in a long time. I'm looking forward to it, except for the inevitable question. "The inevitable question"? You know when we walk up to the hostess stand and the girl looks at us and in a moment of piercing deduction asks, "two for lunch?" So? So? It's just you and me, Helen. This is a restaurant and it's 1 p.m. What else could it be? You need to keep your voice down. Open. So help me, if the hostess utters the words "two for lunch," I'm saying, "No, fourteen for dinner. We're just six hours early." So ... Fourteen for dinner? You really do need to keep your voice down.
     
16. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2015-02-01 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2015-02-01 Pub. Date: 2015-02-01
Image Number: 121390
Caption: The Stricklands asked me to take care of Bosco while they're out of town. I thought I'd teach him a few tricks ... you know -- sit, roll over, play dead. Play dead? Seriously, Dustin? Sure. It's a fairly standard dog trick. So you think that's a useful tool in a dog's skill set? The ability to fake his own death? Think about it, Dustin. What are the odds Bosco's gonna run up a big gambling debt to the mob? Well ... I ... I once saw a painting of dogs playing poker.
     
17. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2014-12-21 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2014-12-21 Pub. Date: 2014-12-21
Image Number: 119647
Caption: Hello, Hayden. Ready for Christmas? Almost, Mr. K. Almost? What have you got left? I still have to give Santa my list. Ohhh Need my help writing it? No, thanks actually, I need your dad's assistance. Well, I'm flattered. What can I do to help? Well, my mom's taking me to the mall tomorrow afternoon to see Santa ... ... And we all know what he's going to ask me. It's a given. I assume you're prepared to answer. That's where you come in, Mr. K. ... I can't lie to Santa and you're a lawyer. So I thought we might cop to naughty and work out some kind of plea bargain.
     
18. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2014-12-10 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2014-12-10 Pub. Date: 2014-12-10
Image Number: 119650
Caption: Um, I'd really prefer to speak to the doctor. You can tell me your problem. Tami. It's too embarrassing. Men Okay, Mr. Kudlick, just write it down and I'll give it to him. "Doctor Carty: any chance Tami might go out with me?"
     
19. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2014-12-06 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2014-12-06 Pub. Date: 2014-12-06
Image Number: 119356
Caption: Does the number five combo come with a sesame seed bun or a regular bun? Are the pickles sweet pickles or dill pickles? Can you substitute turkey bacon for the pork? Fast food, slow customer.
     
20. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2014-12-05 ask out 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2014-12-05 Pub. Date: 2014-12-05
Image Number: 119355
Caption: I work for a book publisher. Really? Well, I just happen to be an aspiring writer. Maybe I could buy you dinner sometime. Thank you for your submission, but it does not meet my current needs.
     
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