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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-25 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-25 Pub. Date: 2018-02-25
Image Number: 168289
Caption: I'm not entirely sure I'm conscious, doc. It occurred to me last night, I am not an individual. I am a colony of 32 trillion individual living cells. Dr. Noodle … each of which lives, breathes, performs tasks, and quite possibly considers itself to be a conscious individual with free will. The thought reminded me of when I was in the army. Each of us was an individual cell focused on an individual task ... but before we knew it, because of the decisions made unbeknownst to any of us grunts ... the body of us, the colony we all comprised ... had marched across Europe, and swum across the Pacific, and liberated half the world ... maybe I prescribed you a little too much Cannabis. You may think you thought that thought, but you're just an antibody reflexively protecting the colony.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-16 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-16 Pub. Date: 2017-09-16
Image Number: 162614
Caption: Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-24 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-24 Pub. Date: 2017-07-24
Image Number: 160763
Caption: All you young people keep whining about the country being "divided." You don't know what "divided" is. Grandmother Cohen was a general in the Union army. Her sister was a Confederate general. They didn't let women fight in the Civil War. Of course not. But as luck would have it, Great Grandmother Cohen was the best fake-beard-maker in the land. Nobody ever dared ask "Stonewall Jackson" why "he" often wore his hair in a bun. The history books always leave out the best parts.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-23 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-23 Pub. Date: 2017-06-23
Image Number: 159404
Caption: Where's my nephew, Rudy? Haven't seen him in weeks. He just texted me a minute ago. He said "the elf army let us go. I ran into my old buddy. Russian contact arranged boat to motherland … Please feed all my Sims." If that's not his idea of guy-code for "don't bother me, I'm getting lucky," he's probably had a stroke or something. Oh no, then it had to be a stroke!
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-30 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-30 Pub. Date: 2017-05-30
Image Number: 158613
Caption: … In other news, the Bowie State University community is still struggling to come to terms with the murder of Richard Collins III … The second lieutenant in the army was just days from graduating college when a white supremacist stabbed him because of the color of his skin. Siri? Is this news from 2017 ... or 1917? 2017. Make it stop. I'm sorry, I don't know how to do that.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-17 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-17 Pub. Date: 2017-03-17
Image Number: 155668
Caption: You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-16 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-16 Pub. Date: 2017-03-16
Image Number: 155667
Caption: Do you think I'm army material, Randy? I think you'd be a real asset to the army. Really? Pain is an asset, because otherwise, how would one appreciate pleasure? Loneliness is an asset, for otherwise how would one appreciate love? I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership. Death is an asset. How else would one cherish life?
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-08 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-08 Pub. Date: 2016-06-08
Image Number: 144239
Caption: Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well … ok, that's a relief. Spit into this and then get back to work.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-25 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-25 Pub. Date: 2015-07-25
Image Number: 130030
Caption: Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-04 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-04 Pub. Date: 2015-02-04
Image Number: 122488
Caption: I overheard you telling Rudy it would be wrong to use Microsoft's hololens to project the faces of beautiful people onto homely people. That's right. Hypothetically speaking, how would you, as a customer, feel about a café using hololens to project a fresh, healthy glow onto week-old pastries? Hypothetically, the trick would be learning to sneaking the goggles onto the faces of unsuspecting patrons. Is that why Rudy's army-crawling toward me on the floor with a pair of glasses? Hypothetically.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-21 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-21 Pub. Date: 2014-11-21
Image Number: 119146
Caption: All you young people keep whining about the country being "divided." You don’t know what "divided" is. Grandmother Cohen was a general in the Union army. Her sister was a confederate general. They didn’t let women fight in the civil war. Of course not. But as luck would have it, GREAT grandmother Cohen was the best fake-beard-maker in the land. Nobody ever dared ask "Stonewall Jackson" why "he" often wore his hair in a bun. The history books always leave out the best parts.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-11 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-11 Pub. Date: 2014-10-11
Image Number: 117420
Caption: You're on, caller. What's your problem? How do I get rid of a tenant so I can charge more rent? I get that question all the time. First, find out if your property is rent-controlled. If it is, go back in time to the moment you decided to rent it out and slap yourself. You have no business being a landlord, you greedy #%$*! What kind of music did the army use to get Noriega to leave Panama?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-03 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-03 Pub. Date: 2014-10-03
Image Number: 117142
Caption: You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don’t want me getting hurt in the war? I just don’t think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the world lightweight champion of thumb wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-02 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-02 Pub. Date: 2014-10-02
Image Number: 117141
Caption: Do you think I'm army material, Randy? I think you'd be a real asset to the army. Really? Pain is an asset, because otherwise, how would one appreciate pleasure? Loneliness is an asset, for otherwise how would one appreciate love? I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership. Death is an asset. How else would one cherish life?
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-24 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-24 Pub. Date: 2014-06-24
Image Number: 112980
Caption: You're telling me a big army of bad guys invaded Iraq and undid the whole last decade? Pretty much. Does that mean all our troops will come back to life? Pretty sure it doesn't.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-14 army 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-14 Pub. Date: 2014-05-14
Image Number: 111306
Caption: Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well … ok, that's a relief. Spit into this and get back to work.
     
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