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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-15 announce 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-15 Pub. Date: 2017-05-15
Image Number: 158261
Caption: What more would it take for the GOP to dump Trump? U.S. nuclear launch codes fall out of Russian ambassador's chins. Oops! Oh, enough with the silly Russian stuff! Hired goons sent to euthanize Medicaid patients. Trump CEO of America! He can do whatever he wants. Plan announced to compress indigenous tribespeople of Utah into coal pellets. I am not a fossil fuel. Some folks just don't want energy independence! Trump has injury-induced epiphany, drops tax cuts for the wealthy. Bonk! I've been such a jerk! time to impeach!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-08 announce 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-09 Pub. Date: 2013-04-08
Image Number: 95693
Caption: Chain of Fools. Obama announces plans to "adjust" social security. We're linking benefits to the chained consumer punishment index. It's the inverse of the unchained CEO pay index. Basically, as yacht sizes increase, the size of seniors' checks decreases. THE DC pundit class and political power brokers approve. It's a good start to reining in runaway spending! Bring that escargot tray over here, miss! Hard to imagine how it could backfire! That Meow Mix gives me just enough energy to get to the voting booth!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-06 announce 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-06 Pub. Date: 2012-11-06
Image Number: 89654
Caption: CEOs have grown increasingly brash about inflicting their politics on employees. If you don’t vote for my candidate, you will lose your jobs and DIE. W. Whatawidget. Soon: A new Supreme Court ruling! Since corporations are BIG PEOPLE made up of lots of LITTLE PEOPLE, it's only logical that they can vote on behalf of all their TINY PEOPLE-PARTS. Swing states quickly become popular with businesses. Another company announced plans to move its headquarters to Cleveland today. And voting becomes ... Streamlined. I'm sorry, ma'am, your corporation has already voted. But you can still have a sticker! I Voted.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-05-14 announce 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-05-14 Pub. Date: 2012-05-14
Image Number: 86658
Caption: This just in: In response to President Obama's support for gay marriage, Mitt Romney has just announced his support for BULLY RIGHTS. Live. I've had enough of this ANTI-BULLY RHETORIC! It's time for bullies to come out of the closet and be accepted for who they are. They should no linger have to hide their true selves by pretending to forget that they tormented effeminate classmates. For example. To that end, I wholeheartedly encourage BULLY MARRIAGE. The more bullies marry bullies - of the opposite sex, of course - the more BABY BULLIES there will be! Baby bullies? Do you want a swirly? Soon: Romney shows up at a BULLY PRIDE PARADE. WE'RE HERE! WE'RE SQUARE! GET USED TO IT!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-02-20 announce 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-02-20 Pub. Date: 2012-02-20
Image Number: 89016
Caption: Slowpoke. RNC insiders discuss voter dissatisfaction with the Republican presidential candidates. What we need is Romney's 1% economics plus Santorum's church lady routine, in an appealing package … But how? Two months later. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce a new candidate genetically-engineered from the DNA of Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Hank Williams Jr. and a Woolly Mammoth: Buck Hunter! No fat chicks. Tv ads are quickly released. Pow! Condom launcher. 99%. I love lassoin' up Occupy Wall Street protesters and usin' condoms for target practice! The GOP base is ecstatic. I could have a beer with Buck! I mean, he's some sort of mutant hybrid, but he's one of us! Next week: Scandal - Buck made using stem cells!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-08-13 announce 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-08-13 Pub. Date: 2011-08-13
Image Number: 89288
Caption: Slowpoke. New Car Runs On Ignorance. A scientific breakthrough is announced. We've developed a vehicle powered by political talk radio. It works by harvesting the listener's misfiring electrical impulses in the brain, and concerting them into energy. The bigger the falsehoods, the higher the horsepower! The cars are rapidly brought onto the market. Chevy Rube. It doesn't work well in Japan or Sweden, but in the U.S the mileage is AMAZING! Climatologists praise the new technology. Thanks to ignoramo-power, misinformation about global warming becomes part of the solution! But then ... A BACKLASH! Environmentalists like these cars? Gimme back my Suburban! The scientists regroup. So, what now? We design a car that runs on knee-jerk reactions! I'm on it.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-06-18 announce 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-06-18 Pub. Date: 2011-06-18
Image Number: 89287
Caption: Slowpoke. The Mental Stimulus Plan. I'm pleased to announce a bipartisan plan to address unemployment. We can't tell you what it is, but I promise many of you will soon be happier. That night during "Celebrity Apprentice." You are feeling verrrry sleepy and able to pay your bills. On the count of three, you will awaken knowing you have a deeply satisfying job. 1 ... 2 ... 3! The unemployment rate plummets as jobless claims cease. Hold my calls - I've got a meeting with Bono. Actual Reality. Obama's poll numbers soar ... Or so he believes. My fellow Americans ... He thinks he's still President! He has no idea the supreme court ended his term ad installed Michelle Bachmann.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-03 announce 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-03 Pub. Date: 2010-05-03
Image Number: 90117
Caption: Slowpoke. "Better Stoned Than Boned." January 2011. Today, several states announced to follow California's lead in legalizing marijuana. The reason, according to elected officials, is "so voters don’t notice how much things SUCK." Eyeball Witness News. Let's face it. There are still no jobs, the state is broke, and I'm up for re-election. May as well get folks high as a Georgia pine. State Sen. Chester Wadd (R-GA). Augusta Extra-sticky. "In Arizona, politicians are hoping voters will be too baked to care about cuts in public services, such as the shuttering of highway rest stops." It's all good, man. I'll just to in my pants again. CLOSED. NEXT TOILET 420 mi. High Times. That November ... I'm here reporting live from the polls, where exactly ONE person has shown up to vote. Tell us, who will be our next governor? Governor? I thought I was ordering curly fries!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-11-24 announce 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-11-24 Pub. Date: 2008-11-24
Image Number: 90997
Caption: Slowpoke. McCain's Last Stand. Republicans are abandoning McCain in droves. What might he try in the final week? Revamping the straight talk express. OUTTA MY WAY! Straight Talk Crusher. Emergency Fundraising. Bun Rides $100,000. A night to remember in the Moose Lodge. $500,000. How much longer? Announce that the last seven months have been an elaborate April Fools joke. Meet my ACTUAL running mat, Henry Kissinger! Ve vill vin. The old Switcharoo. Don't get tricked! This is John McCain. This is Barack Obama. "I'm John 'Yes We Can' McCain, and I approve this message."
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 announce 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92666
Caption: Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I'm pleased to announce that we've successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, they'll have to go through us!" (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "We'll sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesn't' end there - we've got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.
     
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