Why did we come all the way to Tasmania again? This is where the big meeting is. What meeting? The meeting to decide whether to create a nature preserve in the southern ocean. I'm going to crash it and give them our petition. You're brave. For a flightless bird, crashing is a daily exercise. Still ...
Sign our petition? What's it about? All the animals that live down here in the South Pole want to turn the surrounding ocean into a nature preserve. This is an idea whose time has come. The world needs to know. Like deep-fried Twinkies. Whatever.