I'd like the vegetarian plate. I’ll have the veal cutlet. So you're a vegetarian, huh? Don't tell me what to eat! You "politically correct" types think you can enforce your dietary restrictions on everybody else. Well I'm not going to feel guilty! Mmm! Nice juicy baby cow! Glad I'm not trying to prove anything by forcing down those tasteless fiber sticks and tofu chunks! Real beef for real people! Don't give me that holier-than-thou trip! You're just jealous 'cause I'm higher up on food chain than you are! Fascist!