Glapptpl. Thanks, Biff, for that sports wrap-up. And in local news, a tragic updateï¿½mmmmllmnml. We reported earlier on some stupid boy who caught a lizard. They tried to feed it grass, but lizards eat bugs. They were so stupid, they didn't even know to punch holes in the lid until this reporter informed them. The lizard died earlier today. Although the police were informed by an anonymous source, they have so far refused to take action against the boys...Mnrmn.