Have you seen this? Shhhh!! The flight attendant is giving out safety instructions. "To fasten your seat belt simply insert the metal fittings one into the other and tighten by pulling the loose end of the strap." When she comes by giving out brains, do you want one or two?
Mike du Jour
The next time I complain about anything … Remind me that I'm NOT - a T.S.A. agent …