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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-11-05 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-11-05 Pub. Date: 2018-11-05
Image Number: 174895
Caption: Get off my precinct! It started with carving up weird-shaped districts to minimize the impact of democratic voters. Congressional district or deep sea sponge? 2019: The supreme court approves individual microdistricts for conservative voters. Each gets a concierge congressperson. Get off my precinct! Microdistricts enjoy luxurious mobile voting services. Plushpolls. Equal the votes of 10,000 brown people! AS for everyone else, welcome to purge-atory! Sorry, sir. I'm afraid you're too Native American. Vote here.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-10-01 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-10-01 Pub. Date: 2018-10-01
Image Number: 174346
Caption: High School Slang with Brett Kavanaugh. Judge Kavanaugh, what does boof mean? Flatulence, of course. And Beach Week Ralph Club? I get sick from spicy food. Let's try a few more. What a woman's rack? It's the shelf where she keep her spelling bee trophies. A nice rack should be respected! Hmmm, I see. How about blowjob? It's when you and a girl blow the little fluffy things off dandelions together. I like blowjobs! Don't you? Uh ... wasted? Time not spend in church on Sunday. Gang bang? A group belch. Teenage boys do it. Sorry, this sounds like B.S. I'm afraid I don't know that term.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-26 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-26 Pub. Date: 2017-06-26
Image Number: 159932
Caption: GOP-Care Defended. The AHCA trades people's lives for tax cuts for the wealthy. Who's ok with that? Liberals are all "I'm so afraid of getting sick and dying bankrupting my family." Get over it. I don't mind ritual human sacrifice to hedge fund managers. They've earned it! I don't see why a 60 year-old in Alaska can't just make $30,000/year more to pay for premiums. We are but sinners in the hands of an angry market god. Do not question his will. Maybe people will die, but hey, Trump is keeping his promise to end Obamacare. Well, things may be chaotic at first, but everything will sort itself out. Right?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-24 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-24 Pub. Date: 2017-04-24
Image Number: 157516
Caption: Deficit Memories. 2001: Wall Street questions the wisdom of the Bush tax cuts. I'm afraid enormous tax breaks for the wealthy might very well threaten America's solvency in the future. NYSE. Think of the children! Phillip Phipps Market Analyst. 2003: Countless pundits warn about the financial costs of war. We can't possibly afford to invade Iraq without blowing up the deficit! Think of the children! Sunday Morning Spewfest. 2005: Small-government activists gather en masse to protest Bush's reckless spending. At least Clinton could balance a checkbook! think of the children! 2007: Democrats hold the debt ceiling hostage. We won't raise it until every poor child has health insurance! We're serious. Do you think this cartoon needs a sarcasm disclaimer? Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-07-04 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-07-04 Pub. Date: 2016-07-04
Image Number: 145690
Caption: This summer, protect yourself from the … Xeno Virus! Transmitted via pests … Bzzz! Make America great again! Bzz! It causes acute xenophobia through brain shrinkage … Build the wall! Advanced case: prognosis poor. And paralysis when faced with refugees. I cannot lift a finger to help you. It breeds in watering holes left to fester ... The Blind Boar. Leave. Making many afraid for their offspring. I hope my son never gets infected! Scientists are hopeful, however. These pests seem to be repelled by large numbers of young people voting!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-14 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-14 Pub. Date: 2015-12-14
Image Number: 136693
Caption: Mr. and Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2015. Death Star-Shaped Christmas Hams are here! What to get for Auntie Perkins? Anything NOT Star Wars-themed! Limited Edition "Scent of Yoda" aromatherapy candles. How about - never mind. Sale! Star Wars Vader Graters. There's always jewelry! Wait, these aren't pearl earrings - these are tiny BB-8 droids! May I help you? Is there nothing here that's not a movie tie-in? Mall security. I'm afraid you'll have to leave, ma'am.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-21 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-22 Pub. Date: 2013-01-21
Image Number: 92735
Caption: Lance's Harsh Landing. What if Lance Armstrong's troubles forced him to live like the rest of us? I don't care how fast you can bike up the Pyrenees - How fast can you process customer service calls? I'm sorry, sir, but with your history of drug use, I'm afraid we can't offer you health insurance. Well, without any sponsorships, it looks like you can only afford this used Schwinn fixie. On the bright side, you'll be a total hipster! Guess it's back to just watching Oprah on tv like everybody else ...
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86594
Caption: Slowpoke. What's wrong, Mr. P? I can't decide which I identify with: The nostalgic, timeless aura of Coke, or the energetic, youth-oriented themes of Pepsi. Santa Clause or Beyonce? That is the question. You could go the spiritual route with this tea. It promises "the enlightenment of a thousand tea-betan monks." I'm afraid I prefer my beverages dharma-free. Buddha Brand Tea. Now sox more Zen! From the makers of Sno-Koans. Surely there must be SOME marketing niche you fall into. I am simply too complex to be pigeonholed. Manly Man Fancy pear halves. Rowdy Lesbian brand cupcakes. Upwardly Mobile mustard. Sale Items. Er ... On second thought, I stand corrected. Repressed Suit-Wearing Pointy-Headed Man Cheese.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-24 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-24 Pub. Date: 2011-10-24
Image Number: 89606
Caption: Slowpoke. Year of the Mombies. The "Protect Life Act," recently introduced in congress, says doctors can let a pregnant woman die if saving her life kills the fetus. Blastocyst = life. Fully-grown woman: Expendable fetus-mobile! But if pregnant women don't count among the living ... technically that makes them undead. Baby ... want ... Chunky ... Monkey ... Pick ... les ... Which raises important legal questions, such as: Do undead baby-incubator zombies need to pay taxes? Report all W-2 income UNLESS you are but a vessel for an actual human being. And clearly pregnancy tests will be required at the polls so that only living women vote: I'm afraid you'll have to pee on the stick, ma'am, before you can proceed to the voting booth.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-21 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-21 Pub. Date: 2011-05-21
Image Number: 89279
Caption: Slowpoke. Deficit Memories. 2001: Wall Street questions the wisdom of the Bush tax cuts. I'm afraid enormous tax breaks for the wealthy might very well threaten America's solvency in the future. NYSE. Think of the children! Phillip Phipps. Market analyst. 2003: Countless pundits warn about the financial costs of war. We can't possibly afford to invade Iraq without blowing up the deficit! Think of the children! Sunday morning spewfest. 2005: Small government activists gather en masse to protest Bush's reckless spending. At least Clinton could balance a checkbook! Think of the children! 2007: Democrats hold the debt ceiling hostage. We won't raise it until every poor child has health insurance. We're serious. Do you think this cartoon needs a sarcasm disclaimer? Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-09-26 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-09-26 Pub. Date: 2010-09-26
Image Number: 89897
Caption: Slowpoke. Be on the lookout for Trojan MILFS! These days, the right seems to specialize in putting the face of HOT MOM on extreme ideology. Condoms don’t work! You go girl! Delaware Senate Candidate Christine O'Donnell. But why stop there? Trojan MILFS can help with all sorts of PR needs! I'm afraid we're going to have to lay all of you off. But I baked you some cookies! As a mother of four, I know all about cleaning up spills! And I'm gonna clean up this one! Yay! bp. Gosh darn it, I know my way around a microwave! This mama grizzly isn't afraid of a little reactor meltdown!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-20 afraid 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-20 Pub. Date: 2008-10-20
Image Number: 91257
Caption: Slowpoke. Great Moments In Equality. The glass ceiling cracked some more this week as Sarah Palin showed female politicians can be WORLD-CLASS lying scumbags. For so long, the people have asked "Where are the great female liars in politics?" Well, Sarah Palin had proven those sexists wrong! Pamela Tutwillow. Historian of Presidential Prevarication. "This strong, proud, defiant woman is clearly not afraid to stand up and tell the untruth!" I said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere! Our enemies in Iraq planned and carried out and rejoiced in the death of thousands of Americans. Even Bush admitted there was no link between Iraq and 9/11. You go girl! Next week: Will women ever close the shooting spree gap? We'll talk to one young lady who's GUNNING FOR GLORY! Keep the faith, sisters!
     
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