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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-11-06 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-11-06 Pub. Date: 2017-11-06
Image Number: 164700
Caption: Serve your country club. Middle-class Americans! Time to be patriotic. I want you … to pay more in taxes so our brave job creators pay less! You can help achieve victory. I'm melting down my jewelry to give to our heroic billionaires. We must sacrifice. We can't afford tax breaks for student loans. A lifetime of indentured servitude is the least I can do for my country. Whatever you do, don't ask questions. So, when the 0.1% have everything and I have nothing, is that victory? Traitor!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-08 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-08 Pub. Date: 2017-05-08
Image Number: 158062
Caption: Freedom to be SCREWED. 2017 edition. For years, patriotic Americans fought the Affordable Care Act. Health mandates are tyranny! Give me death or give me death! They organized and elected the "Freedom Caucus" to congress. The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of those seeking affordable colonoscopies. Clap! Clap! And lo, a new plan emerged. Yes, the 400 richest Americans will get an average tax cut of $7 million while you might lose coverage. But their health will trickle down to everyone. AHCA. Now we know why they called it it the Tea Party. Because herbal remedies are all you'll be able to afford. Sugar?
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-24 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-24 Pub. Date: 2017-04-24
Image Number: 157516
Caption: Deficit Memories. 2001: Wall Street questions the wisdom of the Bush tax cuts. I'm afraid enormous tax breaks for the wealthy might very well threaten America's solvency in the future. NYSE. Think of the children! Phillip Phipps Market Analyst. 2003: Countless pundits warn about the financial costs of war. We can't possibly afford to invade Iraq without blowing up the deficit! Think of the children! Sunday Morning Spewfest. 2005: Small-government activists gather en masse to protest Bush's reckless spending. At least Clinton could balance a checkbook! think of the children! 2007: Democrats hold the debt ceiling hostage. We won't raise it until every poor child has health insurance! We're serious. Do you think this cartoon needs a sarcasm disclaimer? Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-10 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-10 Pub. Date: 2017-04-10
Image Number: 156921
Caption: Suffer the Children. Trump's EPA chief has trashed a ban on chlorpyrifos, a pesticide that harms kids' brains. You are literally lowering my IQ. No more smarty-pants elites! Ending the Clean Power Plan will likely cause a spike in childhood asthma attacks. I-can't-breathe! Why do you hate coal workers? Millions of kids would probably lose health insurance if the Affordable Care Act were replaced. My mom can't afford my medicine anymore. Your mom is a loser. Meanwhile, Syrian leader Bashar Al-Assad has brutally attacked civilians with chemical weapons. God forbid innocent children are hurt by their own president!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-06 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-06 Pub. Date: 2017-03-06
Image Number: 155574
Caption: Republicans plan to "improve" Obamacare by ending taxes that fund it. I feel better already! Dump! Confused? Here's how tax cuts for the wealthy will keep America healthy. More rich guys can afford cryogenics, so postwar earth will be repopulated with winners. Welcome to 2053! Follow me to the breeding chamber. More people can buy their way into other countries with civilized health care. Ah, the fjords are lovely this time of year. The poor are inspired to be well. When I win the lottery, I won't be taxed as much! Pop! I have the will to live!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-09 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-09 Pub. Date: 2017-01-09
Image Number: 153298
Caption: Repeal and Destroy. Obamacare freed many to start their own businesses. What will the GOP replace it with? We have a plan for you. It's called Cubicle-Care. Then there's the Super Saver Special. Isn't this gig economy great? You can save for your own healthcare now! And retirement. And a house. And playing off student loans. U. Uber. Maybe they should have to live with the same plans they'll be dumping on the rest of us. What do you mean pre-existing conditions make my premiums $2000 a month?! I'm sorry. May I suggest a fewer steak dinners with lobbyists? Insurecorp. Or not live, as the case may be. Couldn't afford $10,000 insulin. But hey, pharma stocks are up!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-05 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-05 Pub. Date: 2016-09-05
Image Number: 148390
Caption: Poverty Injection. The company that makes life-saving Epipens has raised their price dramatically. But my son has food allergies and might die! So what? Our profits are nuts! Mylan. Oops, bad choice of words. And now, some reactions from the rest of the world. Tanzania. Oh, you can't afford drugs from the U.S. either? Rural India. We've started a fundraiser for the unfortunate American children with severe allergies. We call it "Papayas for Pens." Kabul, Afghanistan. Only a barbaric culture would allow kids to die so elites can lie like kings!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-02 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-02 Pub. Date: 2015-11-02
Image Number: 134868
Caption: Arizona is the first state to put a 12-month lifetime limit on welfare benefits. On year. That's all you get! Does this mean you'll raise the minimum wage so I can actually afford to live? No. An you promise me I won't be laid off again? No. Will you build more low-income housing so I can pay the rent? No. Will you stop shipping jobs overseas? No. How about a New Deal-style public works program? No. I'm not sure what sort of lesson this is supposed to teach me. Self-reliance! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go beg for campaign donations.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128822
Caption: Captains of Industry Speak! On offshoring: If you love something, set it free. That's why we're setting 3,000 jobs free, like gazelles, to bound to new and exotic points of the compass! Just imagine: Data entry under a Calcutta moon! Guangdong cam. Bangalore cam. On downsizing: We had to cut 1,500 jobs, or else we couldn't afford my $50 million bonus. It's just the harsh reality of the market! On automation: The Adminidroid 8000 can do most white-collar desk jobs at a fraction of the cost of actual humans! But don't worry - there will be plenty of new jobs in robot maintenance! On raising the minimum wage: Pay more than $7.25 an hour!? NO WAY! Why, we'd have to CUT JOBS! I guess we won't even ask about unions.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-01-26 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-01-26 Pub. Date: 2015-01-26
Image Number: 122323
Caption: Useful Tips from Senator Joni Ernst. From her State of the Union Response. Growing up, we were raised to live simply, not to waste. Sound advice, considering the GOP's "serious job creation idea" will create 35 permanent jobs. Keystone XL. Help not wanted. In Iowa, we put plastic bread bags over our shoes to keep them dry. Also good for protecting feet from oils spills! Bus. What you'll be doing after Obama's community college plan is blocked. Uh ... No way I can afford college on this wage!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-08 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-08 Pub. Date: 2014-09-08
Image Number: 116358
Caption: Phone Phunnies. What would make the new iPhone 6 REALLY worth standing in line all night for? Makes the world outside the phone as pretty and well-designed as an Apple product. Before. After. Has "cure Ebola" app. Enables you to email yourself as an attachment to another iPhone. No problem. I'll just send myself over! Talks people who can't afford it into buying an Android. Seriously, you should take the savings and pay down your debt. In fact, maybe we just need an honesty app. I can't solver all your problems. I'm just a phone.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-09-09 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-09-10 Pub. Date: 2013-09-09
Image Number: 101541
Caption: 2003 vs 2013. Saddam gassed his own people 15 years earlier. What a monster! We must invade! Assad gassed his own people 15 minutes ago. As you SURE it was him? Regime change in Iraq could empower extremists. Bring 'em on! Regime change in Syria could empower extremists. Please do not bring them on. We can't afford a war in Iraq. Money is no object. We can't afford war in Syria. Costs money? I object! The international community is divided. You're either with us or against us. The international community is blasé. Whatever. it's football season. You're either with the Cowboys or you're against 'em!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-24 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-25 Pub. Date: 2013-06-24
Image Number: 98659
Caption: Painfully Wrong. Must … Stop … The PAIN. Medical marijuana? I don’t THINK so, hippie! Pluck! BAH! If you can't afford health insurance, you don’t DESERVE painkillers! In pain, can't afford meds. Torture? Whatevs. I'm sure he's guilty of SOMETHING. We MUST stop abortions after 20 weeks, because the fetus could feel PAIN! Unscientific American. Womb Wanking. Scientific consensus says you're wrong. You people are a pain.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-10 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-11 Pub. Date: 2013-06-10
Image Number: 98113
Caption: Cash-strapped college students! Interest rates on federal loans could double soon - justified by spending that happened before you hit puberty. Bush tax cuts pass. Next: War in Iraq? Here are some tips for dealing with the rate hike. Pretend you're a bank. Then you can borrow money at 0.75%! The Bank of Justin. Money, please. Attend a school you can afford. Eastern Mongolia Institute for Yak Studies. Registration yurt. Skip college. UQ. Udder Queen. I couldn't afford it before the rate hike!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-21 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-22 Pub. Date: 2013-01-21
Image Number: 92735
Caption: Lance's Harsh Landing. What if Lance Armstrong's troubles forced him to live like the rest of us? I don't care how fast you can bike up the Pyrenees - How fast can you process customer service calls? I'm sorry, sir, but with your history of drug use, I'm afraid we can't offer you health insurance. Well, without any sponsorships, it looks like you can only afford this used Schwinn fixie. On the bright side, you'll be a total hipster! Guess it's back to just watching Oprah on tv like everybody else ...
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-21 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-21 Pub. Date: 2011-05-21
Image Number: 89279
Caption: Slowpoke. Deficit Memories. 2001: Wall Street questions the wisdom of the Bush tax cuts. I'm afraid enormous tax breaks for the wealthy might very well threaten America's solvency in the future. NYSE. Think of the children! Phillip Phipps. Market analyst. 2003: Countless pundits warn about the financial costs of war. We can't possibly afford to invade Iraq without blowing up the deficit! Think of the children! Sunday morning spewfest. 2005: Small government activists gather en masse to protest Bush's reckless spending. At least Clinton could balance a checkbook! Think of the children! 2007: Democrats hold the debt ceiling hostage. We won't raise it until every poor child has health insurance. We're serious. Do you think this cartoon needs a sarcasm disclaimer? Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92338
Caption: Slowpoke. America: Back Office To The World! The dollar continues to plunge in value. Biggiebank. Goodbye, cruel world! We at Slowpoke peer into our crystal ball to see what's next for the U.S. economy! O magic ball … Speak to Swami Perkins! Soon, Americans will be providing tech support to Bangalore. Hello, this is, uh, Rajiv Chandrashekar. Can I have the product's serial number? In broken, Midwestern accented Hindi. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU DOTLESS-HEAD! As the dollar sinks further, factories to make foreign goods sprout up in the rust belt. I can barely afford to feed my kids, and these Brazilians are buying @#! DANCING FRUIT HATS?! Dancing Headwear Inspector No. 12. Tourism surges, as people from all over the world can finally afford to visit. I used to drink cocktails all day at five-star hotels in your country! Please take us to Fifth Avenue so we can purchase some of your quaint native costumes!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92348
Caption: Slowpoke. The Puppy Principle. People seem more outraged by NFL star Michael Vick's cruelty to dogs than by cruelty to other humans. Zzzz. Torture … Waterboarding … Beaten to death … … Drowned and electrocuted losing pit bulls … KILL THE BASTARD! Clearly canines are the key to unlocking Americans' compassion. Paul Kromkowski can barely afford to fee his dog Bowser on his minimum wage salary. Some weeks, Bowser survives on the big exoskeletons he finds in the windowsills. Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! THAT POOR DOG! Pay that man a living wage! It's been another grim day here in Darfur. Thirty-two puppies from the UN's "Dogs for the Decimated" program, donated to cheer up refugees, have been brutally slaughtered by militias. For God's sake, why aren't we doing anything to stop this?! The possibilities are limitless! New studies show that small amounts of marijuana can ease a dog's pain from arthritis and other ailments. Mopsy here is enjoying some space biscuits. Pot for Pups. I can't stand to see them suffer!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 afford 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92666
Caption: Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I'm pleased to announce that we've successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, they'll have to go through us!" (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "We'll sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesn't' end there - we've got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.
     
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