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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-09 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-09 Pub. Date: 2016-08-09
Image Number: 147066
Caption: How do I take care of my child, do my work, and still make time to do the things I used to do for fun? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Your problem is you think you can have e'rethang. Butcha-cain't! Get over it! In life, you ALWAYS gotta pick two outta three. Is that backed up by any studies? Oh, so you want advice cheap, quick and well-informed?
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-08 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-08 Pub. Date: 2016-08-08
Image Number: 147065
Caption: I remember I used to have hobbies. I used to collect comics, I used to read, I used to bike, I used to go to the movies … I played tennis, I played cards, I shot pool, I whittled little Vulcan hand salutes out of driftwood … But once I had a kid, that all changed. I can't remember the last time I did any of that. It's like all I do all day is make sure he doesn't drop dead. Take some time off from that. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-31 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-31 Pub. Date: 2014-08-31
Image Number: 115090
Caption: I called my ex-wife and told her I forgive her for leaving me for Guillermo Cabonabong. Wow. After five years? Something told me it was time to forgive. Well, I told you back then, holding onto resentment is only going to hurt you. I'm glad my advice finally sunk in. It's not that, doc. Yesterday, Facebook suggested I add Guillermo Cabonabong as a friend. I quit. When even Facebook says it's time to move on, it's time to move on.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-18 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-18 Pub. Date: 2014-02-18
Image Number: 107707
Caption: How do I take care of my child, do my work, and STILL make time to do the things I used to do for fun? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $2. Your problem is you think you can have e'rthang. BUTCHA-CAIN'T! Get over it! In life, you ALWAYS gotta pick two outta three. Is that backed up by any studies? Oh, so you want advice cheap, quick and well-informed?
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-24 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-24 Pub. Date: 2014-01-24
Image Number: 106502
Caption: Today … Clyde, you know how Governor Thugman's office had the world's busiest bridge shut down for petty political revenge? I've been investigating that for my blog, trying to find out who gave him the idea in the first place. The callousness of it … the stupidity of it ... keeps leading me back to one possibility, Clyde. I was as shocked as you to learn my homie "Big Oatmeal" went an' gave him advice behind my back. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Way to take responsibility, Clyde.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-02 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-02 Pub. Date: 2014-01-02
Image Number: 105640
Caption: I talk really fast why do I talk so fast why can't I slow down why do I speed up … STOP. You talk fast 'cause you insecure. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. You think no one wanna hear what you have to say, so you try to jam it all in before they lose patience with you. So you're saying I should speak more slowly ... to exude confidence and ... Whatever gimme my $2. (This cartoon originally published 2011-01-06).
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-06 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-06 Pub. Date: 2011-01-06
Image Number: 55834
Caption: I talk really fast why do I talk so fast why can't I slow down why do I speed up … STOP. You talk fast 'cause you insecure. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. You think no one wanna hear what you have to say, so you try to jam it all in before they lose patience with you. So you're saying I should speak more slowly ... to exude confidence and ... Whatever gimme my $2.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-11 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-11 Pub. Date: 2010-12-11
Image Number: 55015
Caption: What do you mean, "Good thing most people don't consider the source"? SPARE CHANGE? BANKRUPTY ADVICE $2.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-27 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-27 Pub. Date: 2010-10-27
Image Number: 53535
Caption: The government isn't doing enough about the economy! I'm so angry! C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Here's what you do: go vote … … and choose the candidate who think government just shouldn't do ANYTHING. Best way to get things done is to elect people who don't think anything should get done. What? That'll be $2.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-26 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-26 Pub. Date: 2010-10-26
Image Number: 53534
Caption: On the one hand, I'm so angry I'm ready to vote out anyone in power. On the other hand, my Congressman's opponent wants to privatize social security. Should I go with anger, or should I go with not wanting my retirement to be in the hands of the same crooked banks and Wall Street brokers who started this mess? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. My wise old cellmate used to say "you can't go wrong making decisions in anger."
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-25 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-25 Pub. Date: 2010-10-25
Image Number: 53533
Caption: Times are tight and we have an 8-year-old to feed. Should I cancel our cable and internet? It'd save us $100/month. #$%& no. Then y'all'd have to actually talk to each other. That'd be MORE costly. Really? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice $2. Right now. If your wife cheatin', you don't know. If your 8-year-old emotionally disturbed, you have no idea. A $100 cable bill cheaper than alimony and a therapist. I hadn't thought of it like that.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-21 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-21 Pub. Date: 2010-05-21
Image Number: 47475
Caption: The key to being a great public speaker … let go of the fear of being a BAD public speaker. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Just be REAL and you can't be bad. You'll be the opposite of bad. You know what's the opposite of BAD? Good. Dab. … Huh? That'll be $2.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-20 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-20 Pub. Date: 2010-05-20
Image Number: 47474
Caption: You only afraid of public speaking 'cause you think the audience gonna eat you alive. Well, it's TRUE. … but so what? They even did that to Richard Pryor. But he jujitsued those hecklers, Big L. Do what he did. Acknowledge their hostility and make them laugh about it. No, threaten to slap them in the mouth with your- Good talk, Clyde. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-19 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-19 Pub. Date: 2010-05-19
Image Number: 47473
Caption: Look at some of the great public speakers in history: Jesus, Martin Luther The King, Richard Pryor … What's the one thing they had in common? Richard Pryor? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Exactly. They all accomplished something amazing with they lives. Ain't you never done nothin' amazing you can talk about? Ain't you never freed the slaves, or marched on salmon? Selma?
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-23 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-23 Pub. Date: 2009-05-23
Image Number: 33645
Caption: Your stride's too efficient. Your walk upright in a way that puts very little strain on your hips an' knees. Dr. C-Dog's biochemical analysis. $2. I can show you how to lurch around bow-legged so them baggy jeans don't fall down to your ankles no more. I do like baggy jeans. But I also kinda like not wearing out my hips and knees. You gotta sacrifice to make it to the top, son.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-04 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-04 Pub. Date: 2008-09-04
Image Number: 26381
Caption: Dude, I don't think you know women as well as you think you do. I mean, I did everything you said, again. I implied she was getting old and fat so she'd become insecure… C-Dog's Incredibly bad advice 50¢. …And be so grateful for my presence that she'd do ANYTHING to keep me around. Didn't work. Did you remember to tell her how hot your last girlfriend was? D'oh!
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-04 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-04 Pub. Date: 2006-08-04
Image Number: 14294
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice $2 My girl cheats all the time. With mailmen, cable guys… with anyone! Here's what you do. Tell her… Tell her… Dag, bruh, it's way too complicated. Tell you what… Give me her number, and I'll tell her for you. Wow, thanks, C-dog!
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-25 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-25 Pub. Date: 2008-07-25
Image Number: 25216
Caption: Will I, Jesse Jackson still be the most important black man in America if Barack Obama is president? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. 50¢. Or will I be irrelevant? How will I be able to cope with that? You wanna know how to come to terms with it? The C-Dog don't do coming to terms. I WANNA KNOW HOW TO CUT HIS #$&% OUT AND RAM 'EM UP HIS @#$! That, I can do.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-24 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-24 Pub. Date: 2008-07-24
Image Number: 25215
Caption: Uh, Mr. C-Dog, I have a friend who's spent his life struggling against injustice and inequity. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice 50¢. My friend's leadership has made him the most important black man in America for over 30 years. And now some punk-@%$ kid with big floppity ears comes from nowhere and steals my -- I mean his -- thunder. What did you say yo' name was again? Uh... Smackson. Smessie Smackson. O...K...
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-23 advisor 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-23 Pub. Date: 2008-07-23
Image Number: 25214
Caption: C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $.50. C-Dog, I've got an IRA and a 401K. But what would give me a better return on investment? Tsk. You need to be more risky. Here what y'do: Take fifteen, sixteen Apple. "Apple" as in Mac and iPod? Yeh. Then flip 'em for big profits when the economy pick up. Ok. So I should buy fifteen or sixteen hares of Apple stock. You could do that too. What? What?
     
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