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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-28 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-28 Pub. Date: 2018-05-28
Image Number: 172037
Caption: Security Flaw Found in Americans' Brains. I'm sorry to report that millions of our nation's cognitive systems have been compromised. Dr. Medulla Oblongata. Center for Cerebral Security. Bad actors have slipped mental malware through gaping holes in cortical firewalls. Anti-science billionaires. Conspiracy theorists. Fox News. Foreign intelligence agencies. Deep state! Climate hoax! One mindhacker revealed how the vulnerability was found. We noticed that many Americans will buy anything advertised on late-night infomercials. If you can sell them a tactical flashlight at 3am, you can sell them an entire worldview. Solutions remains elusive. We've been working on a patch ... but most victims have been programmed to reject it. education.exe
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-27 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-27 Pub. Date: 2014-10-27
Image Number: 118384
Caption: Trust Goes Bust. For just $19.95 you can cure baldness forever with the Hairbot!™ Call now! You say it always works? I'll take one. And so, I ask thee to dig deep into thy wallet, and find the large bills … for the lord. He seems trustworthy. 1-800-Heavenbux. Obama started the Ebola crisis in order to kill gun owners! Hollywood has been vaccinated already! AM 760. It all makes sense! Scientists say we must act now to stop climate change. Bah! I don't believe that bunk.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-06 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-06 Pub. Date: 2012-08-06
Image Number: 86669
Caption: POP CULTURE PERISCOPE. Web ads touting odd tips from moms are EVERYWHERE. Lose belly flab in 10 days with one weird trick discovered by a mom. Scientists are awed by the large number of discoveries. Four years of med school and $100k in student loans, and I'm routinely outclassed by some mom from, strangely, whatever town I happen to be in. The first known instance of such an ad dates back to newspapers circa 1891. ASTOUNDING! This one peculiar gambit devised by a frontierswoman cuts butter churning time in half! Here's one we'd like to see: Learn a mom's one weird trick to get stupid people to click on web ads.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-04 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-04 Pub. Date: 2011-04-04
Image Number: 86597
Caption: Slowpoke. Old McDonald's had a farm … McDonald's - the exact opposite of everything foodies stand for - has an ad campaign appealing to … FOODIES. "McDonald's Big Mac. HAND-CRAFTED for that one-of-a-kind taste. And made just for you." Shot of barn. 100% Big Mac. Soon: Hoping to cash in on the local food movement, McDonald's starts it own CSAs. McHippie. Your weekly delivery, ma'am! M. Executives tout the company's small farm ethos. All of our C.A.F.O.s* are just like the one your grandma used to have! How much longer do I have to sit here in this stinking swill pit? *Concentrated Animal Feeding Operation. Even Michael Pollan is impressed! D-doesn't get any more sustainable that McDonalds. Please help me. The Omnivore's Dilemma. Whap!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-03-22 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-03-22 Pub. Date: 2010-03-22
Image Number: 90112
Caption: Slowpoke. Olympic Korner. "News you cannot use." This just in! Electric broom scandal rocks curling world. … And Baltavia takes the lead over Klieg Republic - But wait! A batter has fallen onto the ice! Sparkle shortage threatens ice dancing competition! The couples will perform nude with live pixelation. Irony Zone: Athletes advertising McDonald's and Coke are really eating kelp and powdered egg albumen. Shh! Apolo Ohno's soul patch trimmings are going for $56,000 on eBay. $ Bzzz ... After the Olympics are over, excess quadriceps muscles will be donated to the "Quads for Kids" program. Please Give.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-02-01 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-02-01 Pub. Date: 2010-02-01
Image Number: 90481
Caption: Slowpoke. The Need for Speed. I'd like a Pronto Patty and a Pepsi … And make it snappy! Burger Pope. Earn your college degree in just 15 minutes! Instalum Online University. Yes! Take me through the six-second freshman orientation now! GO! Get fit in only 2 minutes a day! Total body workout for the busy executive! As Seen On TV. Why waste 70 years when you can live your life in HALF AN HOUR? Try new LIFEWINK! TM.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-10-05 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-10-05 Pub. Date: 2009-10-05
Image Number: 90709
Caption: Slowpoke. The Evolution of Momvertising. 1881, England: The first "mom" brand appears. Mother's Bustles. Made by an actual mother. 1890's, Industrial revolution: Appearance of first pseudo-mom. Mom's Digestive Biscuits. Sir Hunt Huntley, Esq. Proprietor. 1961: Mrs. Butterworth's syrup is first product to come in a mom-shaped container. Mrs. Butterworth's. And now we have the targeted advertising CLONE MOMS of the internet! Tulsa Mom lost 50 lbs. in just 2 weeks! Yonkers Mom lost 50 lbs. in just 2 weeks! THE SAME MOM Wherever you go!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-06-09 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-06-09 Pub. Date: 2008-06-09
Image Number: 91240
Caption: Slowpoke. These days, everything you do online is being tracked. That's funny. How does this site KNOW I like cat figurines? Next in targeted advertising: Life Cookies. With life cookies, tracking code leaves the internet and enters the real world. #121.37.246.8 now arriving at Big Lou's Porn-A-Plenty. GPS device. Big Lou's. Bazoomba War 4. Now On Bluray. Soon, breakthroughs in technology allow the code to be placed in organic matter! This meal contains 12 tracking cookies! Cookie cookie. 3,000 miles away. #283.9.41.7 developing indigestion. Activate ad sequence. Moments later ... Still feeling gassy, Dave? Try Bloat-X. You need Tumz, Dave. Are you friends with Dave? Then you need Daisypure Air Fresheners!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92335
Caption: Slowpoke. The Next Box Sets. The Beatles throat-clearing classics. Got all the outtakes, false starts, and studio banter? You don’t own it all until you own this. 72 Hocken' Hits! Disc One: Early Ahems. Disc Two: Ringo Gets the Croup. Disc Three: Lennon's Solo Loogies. "Fascinating!" -American Association of Otolaryngologists. From the people who brought you "The Box Set Box Set" ... The complete ROCK. Every song in the genre ever recorded! Shipping not included. T Rex - Trixter. Osbourne - Osmonds. Liner notes. "What God would buy." -Ira Robbins. Mangled Musical Memories. All the songs ever ruined by being used in TV commercials. Classic Kinks. Picture Book! Inkjet Printers. "What's next? Adverts by the Adverts?" -Mojo. Torture's Greatest Hits! The top songs used to keep prisoners awake at Guantanamo! OFF TO NEVER-NEVER LAND! Yes, Metallica's "Enter Sandman" is a top torture tune! "Brutal!" -Alberto Gonzales.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92350
Caption: Slowpoke. "She like how he blogs, her texts turn him on." reads a new Calvin Klein ad aimed at "Technosexuals." Now others have picked up on the trend … Looking to get your geek on while you get your freak on? Then come on down to Drooly Julie's TECHNOSEXUAL Pleasure Palace. We've got: STATUS MESSAGE SHIRTS. These digital marvels project availability to potential suitors! Hubba hubba! drooly1 Ready to Rumble! drooly1 Offline. THE iPHONE Eros TM. Comes with a one-touch booty call feature that makes your honey's phone play ribald ringtones! Booty Button. Pink Satin. Leopard Print. Studded Leather. Let's Get It On ... L33T PORN FOR ULTRA-GEEKS. 5U513 d035 51L1c0n V4LL3Y. Woot! BLUETOOTH BIBRATORS let you wirelessly program up to 18 different setting from your computer! Intellibuzzer 5000. 1. Gentle Hum. 2. Random Flurries. 3. Seismic Blast. ... AND EMOTICONDOMS! TM. "Let's get goofy." "Patriotic salute."
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-09-18 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-09-18 Pub. Date: 2006-09-18
Image Number: 86623
Caption: Slowpoke. Kneejerkin'. Welcome back to "Late Night With Mr. Perkins." Let's play a little game I call "Kneejerkin'," in which I try to get average Americans to oppose their own beliefs. Here comes one now! Hello, sir. Do you prefer food that does not contain poison? Hell yeah! Would you eat organic food? I ain't no flower-sniffer, buddy. Score. Excuse me, ma'am. Do you support universal health care? Oh yes, that would be nice. Do you want insurance provided by a government bureaucracy? DAMN GUV'MINT CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! Score again! Hi there. Should we regulate pollution and protect national parks. Yes. We must think of our children. Are you an environmentalist? I hate those smelly tree-huggers! Three for three. Next week: Kneejerkin' in Hackensack!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86618
Caption: Slowpoke. More Framing Funnies. Somehow, eating healthy has been labelled "politically correct." "Burger King is going 180 degrees away from politically correct food." A fast food industry consultant on B.K.'s "Enormous Omelet Sandwich." (Actual quote.) It's a curious logic: if it's good for you, it's "PC." These politically correct breathing Nazis! I don't need their damned air. I'll show them! ... Urk! Maybe not. The way things are going, grocery stores will soon look like this: PC Commie Freak Food. *All-American Freedom Food.* Check out that traitor buying an artichoke. Gasp! And the cycle continues ... Okay, folks. How should we market our new Pork Bomb Supreme Deep-fried Sausage Patty With Bacon and Cheddar? We've got $20 million to work with. There's always "It's the taste sensation the food police don't want you to eat!" Burger Potentate.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 advertising 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92662
Caption: Slowpoke. The Cycle of Music. The song debuts. Run for cover, she's an earthquake lover! Hey, that's pretty catchy. … Is played at the gym between "Aqualung" and "Dude Looks Like A Lady." You'll know doom when she goes boon … Earthquake lover! Hm, THIS song again. ... Is featured somewhat incongruously in an suv commercial. Introducing the new Subaru Butteclimber! Earthquake lover! I guess they sold out. Appears on mail-order compilations advertised on TV at 2am. 12 Fantastic Lovin' Songs from J-TEL. Love Sandwich (on Rye.) Earthquake Lover. Funky Mammas (Don't Wear No Pajamas.) Hey Fine Lady (You Look Like Marcia Brady.) CALL NOW! 7-800-OLD-HITZ. ... Is made into cellphone music. Dee-dee-deedle-dee. Deedle-deet-deet-deedle-deedle-dee-dee. Dear God. After disappearing for many years, resurfaces in 2040 ad background music for hypertravel through intergalactic wormholes. She'll make you cower with her seismic power ... EARTHQUAKE LOVER! Is this ... ? NOOO!
     
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