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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-07 |
| Image Number: |
180215 |
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He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-04 |
| Image Number: |
180212 |
| Caption: |
Possible unforseen complications wouldn't deter me. If I could, I'd open a can of worms. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
178638 |
| Caption: |
Career Counselor. You're good with numbers and have a vivid imagination. Maybe you should consider creative accounting. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-19 |
| Image Number: |
178529 |
| Caption: |
I'm going to argue that free will should be considered a form of entrapment. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-27 |
| Image Number: |
177895 |
| Caption: |
Studies show almost everybody believes that they're an above average driver. Most people also think they're better looking than their driver's license photo. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-17 |
| Image Number: |
177885 |
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Court. I'm faster than a bullet and have x-ray vision, but I really wish I had subpoena power. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-14 |
| Image Number: |
177882 |
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I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-11 |
| Image Number: |
177109 |
| Caption: |
Personnel. Portions of my resume have been redacted for national security reasons. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-24 |
| Image Number: |
176982 |
| Caption: |
The phrase "pushing the envelope" came into common usage after Tom Wolfe used it in his book "The Right Stuff." He was describing test pilots with exceptional courage who were expanding the limits of flight. Ernie wants to become a test pilot and people ask me if has the right stuff. Unfortunately, his level of courage can only be described by saying Ernie is not able to push the envelope because he's terrified of getting a paper cut! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
176706 |
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Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-11 |
| Image Number: |
176326 |
| Caption: |
We can drill and practice but we'll never be as good at this as the Army of Father Time. It'll keep on marching no matter what happens. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
176125 |
| Caption: |
Part of Neptune's job is doing performance reviews. He said the octopus is a great multitasker and the dolphin has outstanding communication skills. If given a meaty project to work on, the shark will really sink its teeth into it. The jellyfish received a poor review because he's just aimlessly drifting in his career. And the eel is being promoted to management. He's a terrific motivator. He gets everybody charged up. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-10-27 |
| Image Number: |
174675 |
| Caption: |
Sisyphus at a job interview. I see you're very persistent but not much of a multi-tasker. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-26 |
| Image Number: |
173765 |
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These guys are going to have some kind of contest. (Musical note.) Let's see who sings the best. (Question mark.) No. Let's play "Jeopardy." All answers must be in the form of a question. (Exclamation point.) Whatever we do, I'll be the most enthusiastic!! (Ampersand.) Can we form partnerships? (Dollar sign.) Is there any prize money? (Percentage symbol.) What are the chances of winning? (Asterisk.) Winning's not that important. With me here, winning will be marked as not wholly legitimate! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-19 |
| Image Number: |
173646 |
| Caption: |
Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-16 |
| Image Number: |
173632 |
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Circus. High Wire Walker Wanted. People with authority issues need not apply. It's essential to toe the line in this job. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-08 |
| Image Number: |
170486 |
| Caption: |
The inmate team will be weak running the bases this year. These guys get caught attempting to steal. The money launderer is the obvious choice to hit cleanup. Prisoners convicted of conspiracy are good team players - they'll bunt if needed. And the con man guilty of fraud will be the ace on the mound. Yeah, people always fall for his deceptive pitch! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
169852 |
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Superhero Academy. They named you "Reject Man"? Yeah, I got all the powers rejected by quality control. I wanted the ability to leap over buildings but instead I just jump to conclusions. I have no martial arts skills. I can only kick up a fuss. I don't bend and extend like Plasticman. I just stretch the truth. And I wanted the ability to pass through walls, but as a superhero I'm only able to go through the motions. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-18 |
| Image Number: |
169671 |
| Caption: |
I asked people to name a well-known "Frank" who most often comes to mind when they think about you. I never heard singer "Frank Sinatra." Nor did I hear architect "Frank Lloyd Wright." I'll bet people said "Franklin Roosevelt" because of my leadership abilities! No, no, wait! Everybody remembers the home run I hit in softball. I must remind people of baseball hall of famer "Frank Thomas"! Ohh, so close! The "Frank" which comes to mind when people think about you is also found at ballparks! Spring Training. FRANKS! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
169664 |
| Caption: |
Sometimes economists come to counter-intuitive conclusions. That happened when Professor Ernie did a case study on a small city. They have a thriving top-notch medical center which was adding lots of surgical staff. Firms prepping diamonds for jewelry and movie-editing companies are relocating to the city. And the sawmill was adding a shift. Now hiring. His seemingly illogical conclusion now makes sense. With "cutting jobs" they saw increased levels of employment! |
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