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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-18 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-18 Pub. Date: 2017-11-18
Image Number: 164875
Caption: What up witcha girl Siri, bruh? What do you mean? I was mindin' my business, watchin' "Gilligan's Island." All of a sudden cops bust down my door an' demand to know what I done to my "little buddy." The rookie cop kept screamin' "Drop the coconut." Oh yeah. I forgot to mention Apple's Siri sometimes calls the police if it thinks the voices from the tv told it to call 911. I ain't even had no coconut.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-20 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-20 Pub. Date: 2017-09-20
Image Number: 162850
Caption: All children go through a crisis when they first realize their parents aren't perfect. Tell me about it. Dr. Noodle. After Lionel calmed down, I convinced him I wasn't purposely trying to kill the neighbor by selling him a microwave that might cause cancer ... or at least I thought I did. That night, flashing lights and a siren woke me from a deep slumber. I looked out the window ad say the police and the coroner were at the neighbor's apartment. It's a good idea to hide the phone for the duration of the crisis. Scribble scrib - Lionel later told be he'd called anonymously, using the name "Daniel Tiger," so I wouldn't get locked up. He's so smart.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-25 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-25 Pub. Date: 2017-04-25
Image Number: 157285
Caption: Susan called 911 on me, Clyde. She was trying to get them to come take me in for a heart attack she thought I was having. But they put her on hold. And after a while, she sort of fell asleep and I sort of snuck away. Whachoomean "sort of," Big L? Ain't no such thing as "sort of." Somethin' either be or be not, bruh. One ambulance ride and one day in the hospital would eat up my whole life savings. Dead people ain't got no life savings, bruh.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-14 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-14 Pub. Date: 2017-04-14
Image Number: 156722
Caption: I don't see why you're mad at Clyde. 'Cause he said I look like I'm about to have a heart attack. What do you mean? He saw some Youtube video about the warning signs, and now he thinks he's a doctor. Just because I haven't been able to catch my breath all day, my jaw, arm, and back hurt, and my stomach is all in knots ... doesn't mean I'm having a heart attack. you've reached 911. Please hold. It's probably just gas.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-07 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-07 Pub. Date: 2014-09-07
Image Number: 115372
Caption: I taught Lionel how to call 911. WHAT?! What that little two-year-old boy ever done to you, Big L? Huh? Cops be outta control, bruh. If there a emergency an' he call 911, there a 50/50 chance the police'll help … an' a 50/50 chance they gonna knock down the door without a warrant, toss in a flashbang grenade, an' pepper spray your toddler before draggin' his dad out in the hallway half naked. What is you thinkin' Big L? He's be better off if you teach him to call Domino's. Well, they would probably get there faster.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-15 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-15 Pub. Date: 2014-08-15
Image Number: 114929
Caption: You ever think about how what you have in your hand totally changes how people see you? If you fling open someone's door at work or school, they think you're trouble. But if you're holding a walkie-talkie they think you're there to protect them. If you're standing on a rooftop, people think you're taking in the view. But if you're holding binoculars, they think you're a pervert. I told you not to bring those. Pretty sure that guy yelling "ivoy a llamar al 911!" wasn't a good thing.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-08 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-08 Pub. Date: 2013-09-08
Image Number: 100807
Caption: I'm tired of people playing the race card every time a state restricts voting rights. Take North Carolina, for instance. I mean, sure, the head of Pasquotank County's Republican Party says he plans to challenge the voter registration of students at a historically black college. I don't see how that's racial. You don't? News-Weak. No, in fact, it's the people who NOTICED that most of the students at the black college are black ... They're the racists. You nose is bleeding. What are you talking about? I don't see any nose except yours. Maybe it's yours. Maybe it's YOURS that's bleeding. Hello, 911? ... Yes, I'll hold.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-03 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-03 Pub. Date: 2013-06-03
Image Number: 97638
Caption: What's going on, Lemont? Wanna see Star Trek Into Darkness? Lemont … You texted me with a "911." I ran out on a date because of that. Please tell me you don’t consider seeing Star Trek to be an emergency. Ok … What would you like me to tell you? NEVER ABUSE THE "911"!
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-01 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-01 Pub. Date: 2010-07-01
Image Number: 49073
Caption: Loafer? It's your sister. Little Billy's crying. What did you say to him? That I'm chained in a crazy woman's basement and I think she's about to kill me. Call 911!!! Why don't YOU call 911? 'Cause I never programmed it into voice-dial, and my hands are sorta busy. Calling Sissy. You really should have thought to program 911 into voice-dial. CALL 911!!!
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-30 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-30 Pub. Date: 2010-06-30
Image Number: 49072
Caption: Hello, Billy? This is your uncle. Listen, I don't want to scare you, but … … I tried to deliver a subpoena to Lemont Brown's fiancée, and she chained me up in the basement! Do you want me to call 911? YES!!! … and also can you record "Project Runway"? I forgot to set the DVR.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-05 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-05 Pub. Date: 2010-03-05
Image Number: 44614
Caption: Mister, you're right. Facebook takes too long. Gag … choke … I'll find 911 on Twitter, "follow" them and wait for them to "follow" me back. Then I can post a tweet. And they'll see it and be here in no time. JUST … CALL … THEM!!! Just WHAT them?
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-04 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-04 Pub. Date: 2010-03-04
Image Number: 44613
Caption: Choking … get … 911 … Ok, mister! What … (choke) … you … doing?! Sending 911 a "friend request" on Facebook. Now I have to wait for them to "friend" me back, then I can chat with them. Mister?
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-27 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-27 Pub. Date: 2009-09-27
Image Number: 38664
Caption: Random man on the street, explain to me why you think health care reform is "socialism." Simple, Bob. Anytime BIG GOVERNMENT steps in and keeps the free market from doing whatever the @#$% it wants to us, that's socialism. Like the other day, I was having a heart attack ... called 9-1-1. County wanted to send me an ambulance to take me to the nearest cardiac unit. That's socialism. No way do I want government deciding where I'm going to go. I see. Go on ... I called several different ambulance companies, said I wanna go to the best cardiac unit in America, and asked them to submit competitive bids. And then? I died before any of them got back to me, but at least it was MY CHOICE.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-23 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-23 Pub. Date: 2009-09-23
Image Number: 38660
Caption: Well, guess I'm ready to protest Obama's Communist health care plan. … Wait! Almost forgot … hand me my scythe, please. Ah, sweet scythe. My metaphor for how Obama's creating "death panels' that'll go door to door assassinating anyone over the age of 50. AAAAAH!! My back! My back! I'll call 9-1-1. No socialized vehicles! Call me a cab!
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-29 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-29 Pub. Date: 2009-05-29
Image Number: 34378
Caption: It's not enough. I've laid off everyone except you, and it's still not enough. Executive decision, Brown! I've decided to eliminate our ink budget. But that's… Um… How are people going to read the words on the paper? Paper?! You think we can afford paper?! PAPER DOESN'T GROW ON TREES, BROWN! Hello, you've reached 9-1-1. To report a recession-related nervous breakdown, press "1".
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-07 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-07 Pub. Date: 2009-04-07
Image Number: 31469
Caption: Hello, you've reached Dubble Cross Health Insurance. Hi, I've fallen off a cliff. Before I call 911, I just want to make sure you're going to cover the ambulance charges. Of course! We will cover 100% (of whatever we decide to pay.) Great! Wait… What?
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-04-30 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-04-30 Pub. Date: 2008-04-30
Image Number: 23191
Caption: Help! 911 ain't answerin'! My friends is all 'sleep! I ain't know who else ta call! They chokin' me… Help… Ok, listen to me very carefully. Is there an empty bottle of Colt 45 or Hennessy nearby? Yuh… Yeh. Good. Crack it over his head. The Clintons.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-04-28 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 2008-04-28
Image Number: 23189
Caption: Hello, you've reached 911. Yeh, listen, some dude be chokin' me. Please call back during business hours, Wednesdays through Thursdays. Hull-hullo? This recording has been sponsored by Roscoe's Rib Shack! @#$% tax cuts. Life threatening emergencies sure can make you hungry! Thank goodness for Roscoe's Rib Shack!
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-12-04 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-12-04 Pub. Date: 2007-12-04
Image Number: 20122
Caption: RRIIING! R- Hello? Oh, hey, Charlotte, I can't talk now, I'm about to call ine-nay un-way un-way to accuse my aughter-day's ack-blay oyfriend-bay of attempted urder-may. I can understand pig Latin, you know. Shhh! T-h-i-n-k the h-o-o-d-l-u-m is o-n to m-e. I can spell too.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-04 911 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-04 Pub. Date: 2007-07-04
Image Number: 17825
Caption: PS-911 has a new substitute teacher. The vice president's office is NOT AN ENTITY within the Executive Branch. Huh? Which means it's not bound by the same secrecy rules as the rest of the Executive Branch. So if it turns out that the VP had something to do with outing a covert CIA agent, it's no biggie. Just a hypothetical example, of course. What's Mr. Cheney talking about?
     
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