If you were a Facebook page, I'd hit "like" and leave such a cute emoji. Bad pickup lines for the 21st century.
21st Century Freakshow. The blank woman! Every inch of her skin is blank! Not a tattoo on her!! The geek! He'll eat anything! Trans fats! Fois gras! High-fructose corn syrup! Tragic! The boy who never tweets! K2. Minutes go by undocumented!!