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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-05 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-05 Pub. Date: 2016-11-05
Image Number: 150476
Caption: 1982. What are you gonna be in 2012? I've narrowed it down to two options. If we don't blow ourselves up, I'll be a cyborg captain of a starship, hunting for black holes I can use to travel back in time and capture dinosaurs. If we DO blow ourselves up, I'll wear leather pants and roam the radioactive wasteland fighting mutants in order to bring a bucket of water and a little bit of peace to grateful orphans. It's good you have something to fall back on. Momma said that's important.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-04 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-04 Pub. Date: 2016-11-04
Image Number: 150475
Caption: 1982. What do you think life'll be like in, say … 2012? Well if you look at the arc of mankind's progress, it'll be very different. We went from the Wright Brothers to the moon in just 66 years! At this rate, we'll have colonized Alpha Centauri and the Klingons by 2012. Plus, we'll all be rich. Momma says every generation does better than its parents. I'll probably be the first one in my family to ever own a home. Not on Mars, though, that'd just be ghetto. Wow, I can't wait till 2012!
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-09 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-09 Pub. Date: 2016-01-09
Image Number: 137380
Caption: Scuse me, you know how to get to west 73rd street. Yeah. Take the 409 east to Slauson, go straight past that fool Dwayne on the corner … Hang a left, another left … two more lefts … … Get back on the 409 west, exit on Florence, go two blocks and you're there. Need me to write that down? Y'know, it's okay to say "I don't know." (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-12-16).
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-08 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-08 Pub. Date: 2016-01-08
Image Number: 137379
Caption: http://archive.org. Wayback Machine. Year: 1776. URL: Facebook.com/ThomasJefferson. Thomas Jefferson. About an hour ago. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. Like 35. musketsam: You, sir, art a communist who knoweth aught about the way the world works. Thomas Jefferson: Communist? musketsam: You would have us believe all men are "equal." I suppose that means you also think all men should be given polar bears made of jelly beans and whatever else they want. Thomas Jefferson: If you are endeavoring to change my mind about all men being created equal, you are doing a good job of it. John Adams: LOL! John Smith: This is a good article. If you enjoyed this article as I did, you may also like this Wonderful Sale on Tomahawks I discovered. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-04-26).
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-07 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-07 Pub. Date: 2016-01-07
Image Number: 137378
Caption: http://archive.org. Wayback Machine. Year: 1763. Url: Twitter.com/BenjaminFranklin. Benjamin Franklin. @benjaminfranklin. Philadelphia, PA. TWEETS. Benjamin Franklin. @benjaminfranklin. Not telling who gave me Hutchinson letter, but initials = T.P. LOL! Benjamin Franklin. @benjaminfranklin. Tights bunching like crazy. LOL! Benjamin Franklin. @benjaminfranklin. City Tavern charging 7 shillings for slice of shoofly pie. They trippin. LOL! (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-04-25).
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-06 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-06 Pub. Date: 2016-01-06
Image Number: 137377
Caption: I don't see why you want to vote anyway, Tyrone. Whoever you vote for … They're still gonna be corporatist warmongers beholden to Wall Street and the military-industrial-security complex. They'll still trample on the common man. You'd be voting for the lesser of two evils. Why would you want to do that? Because the lesser of two evils is better than the worse of two evils. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-01-27).
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-05 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-05 Pub. Date: 2016-01-05
Image Number: 137376
Caption: What's wrong with you? I just found out I can't eat if I want to vote. The state passed a "Voter ID" law. To get an ID, I need my birth certificate. To get a birth certificate, I need $35. I can either eat every day, or I can starve for the rest of the week so I can buy the certificate. Would you say voting is important, Rosencrantz? Why are you smacking your lips and looking at me like I'm a ham sandwich? (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-01-24).
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-04 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-04 Pub. Date: 2016-01-04
Image Number: 137375
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes sent us up to the board two at a time to see who could divide faster. Did you win? I put down the chalk and told her "I refuse to participate in your divisive attempt to pit children against one another.? Dios mio. I told her this was how the arms race started. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-17).
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-20 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-20 Pub. Date: 2014-12-20
Image Number: 120254
Caption: I'm gonna throw up, an' I don’t want you to make a big deal out of it. If you see somethin' that look like your house key, don’t assume I swallowed it so I could make a copy of it later. For all you know, it's just a carrot. I need new friends. Carrots look a lot like house keys. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-14)
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-19 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-19 Pub. Date: 2014-12-19
Image Number: 120253
Caption: Not throwin' up is … All about … Mind over … Matter, Big L. Thug 4 Life. I just focus on somethin' else … Like how we about to … Pick up yo' son … From day care. … An' like how he got curly red hair … Just like a slipp'ry plate of … Slimy spaghetti … Ohgawd … This is not going to end well. Mind over OH gawd ... Thug 4 Life. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-13)
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-18 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-18 Pub. Date: 2014-12-18
Image Number: 120252
Caption: You don’t look too good Clyde. You look like you're about to throw up. Either that, or you're deep in sorrowful, thoughtful reflection about man's inhumanity toward man. Man's what? Who give a dohgawd … … That's breakfast. That's what I thought. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-12)
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-17 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-17 Pub. Date: 2014-12-17
Image Number: 120251
Caption: Is that roll of sandpaper next to your toilet always there, or do you just break it out for guests? Another stereotype bites the dust. Thug 4 Life. Some of us don't need cotton-puff ultra-soft 6-ply pansy-wipes, Big L. There's literally a role of sandpaper next to your toilet. Look there's just some things you don't want people doing in your house. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-04-27)
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-16 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-16 Pub. Date: 2014-12-16
Image Number: 120250
Caption: Scuse me, you know how to get to west 73rd street. Yeah. Take the 409 east to Slauson, go straight past that fool Dwayne on the corner … Hang a left, another left … two more lefts … … Get back on the 409 west, exit on Florence, go two blocks and you're there. Need me to write that down? Y'know, it's okay to say "I don't know." (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-04-19)
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-15 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-15 Pub. Date: 2014-12-15
Image Number: 120249
Caption: You got any Purell? Lemme ask you a question, Big L … Thug 4 Life. What do real men like Shaka Zulu, Hercules, Chuck Norris and Jesus have in common? Thug 4 Life. Giant beards? Giant beards? Ain't none of them ever used hand sanitizer. Thug 4 Life. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-04-16)
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-13 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-13 Pub. Date: 2014-11-13
Image Number: 118789
Caption: According to Zeno's Paradox, you and I would be immortal, Rosencrantz. If life is a journey toward death, then to arrive at that destination we'd first have to travel half a life. Then half our remaining life, and so on; infinitely forever. But you're overlooking one crucial flaw in that theory. What flaw is that? Zeno's dead. (Published originally on March 29, 2012.)
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-12 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-12 Pub. Date: 2014-11-12
Image Number: 118788
Caption: Zeno's Paradox theorizes that I can never actually reach my destination. If I have to travel one mile, first I have to reach half a mile. Then I have to cover half the remaining distance, then half again, and so on. Every distance, no matter how small, can be divided in half infinitely; so I can never actually get where I'm going. That still doesn't explain why you're always late. (Published originally on March 29, 2012.)
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-11 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-11 Pub. Date: 2014-11-11
Image Number: 118787
Caption: Don’t you hear the drums, Tyrone? Bappada-boom. Boom. Bappada-boom. Boom. … It's like the sound of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, trotting steadily toward us. "Trotting"? Really, Rosencrantz, fear-mongering is all about word choice. "Scampering"? Still not scared. "Scooting"? (Published originally on March 27, 2012.)
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-10 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-10 Pub. Date: 2014-11-10
Image Number: 118786
Caption: For the last three minutes, I've heard the faint sound of drums, Tyrone. Have you any idea what that means? It means … THE END IS NEAR. Not necessarily. It depends on his stamina. What? What? (Published originally on March 26, 2012.)
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-18 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-18 Pub. Date: 2014-10-18
Image Number: 117634
Caption: Ey, dawg.* Thug for Life. Thank God for Culture Clash. *I just saw a Verizon commercial featuring a father and son. Hey, Clyde.* Thug for Life. Thank God for Culture Clash. *The one were subtitles translate their grunts to show you a deep discussion about their feelings? Grunt.* Thug for Life. *Yes. Do you think they ripped us off? Yawn.* Thug for Life. Thank God for Culture Clash. *Nah. "Airplane" did it first, anyway. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-05).
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-17 2012 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-17 Pub. Date: 2014-10-17
Image Number: 117633
Caption: So what happened when you took Lionel to visit his mom? I don't know. For some reason, I never remember what happens with her. What? If I were a superhero, my power would be forgetting bad experiences. Dios mio. I wonder if I can sell "Forget-Man" to Hollywood. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-25).
     
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