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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-20 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-20 Pub. Date: 2012-11-20
Image Number: 90261
Caption: Romney on why he lost the election: Free contraceptives were very big with young, college-aged women. Yes, an army of baby-proofed sluts propelled Obama to victory. Smack! Slurp! Oh baby. Please! Not in the voting booth! Funny how all this "free" stuff only appears if you pay for health insurance. I'm here to pick up my birth control. Uninsured? That'll be $76. Maybe we should put it into terms Republicans can understand. Are you enjoying your free rosemary and butterpear exfoliation mask? Um, I did pay $25,000 in membership dues. The Uppermost Crust Club Spa.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-13 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-13 Pub. Date: 2012-11-13
Image Number: 89943
Caption: Post-Election Chitchat. This isn't a traditional America anymore. Used to be, the president was elected by a diverse coalition of white men. Fine men of various complexions, depending on the latitude at which they golfed. Now the president is chosen by racists - People who vote solely on the basis of skin color. And you people ... You want things. What I want is for you to keep saying stuff like that during the next election.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-06 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-06 Pub. Date: 2012-11-06
Image Number: 89654
Caption: CEOs have grown increasingly brash about inflicting their politics on employees. If you don’t vote for my candidate, you will lose your jobs and DIE. W. Whatawidget. Soon: A new Supreme Court ruling! Since corporations are BIG PEOPLE made up of lots of LITTLE PEOPLE, it's only logical that they can vote on behalf of all their TINY PEOPLE-PARTS. Swing states quickly become popular with businesses. Another company announced plans to move its headquarters to Cleveland today. And voting becomes ... Streamlined. I'm sorry, ma'am, your corporation has already voted. But you can still have a sticker! I Voted.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-30 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-30 Pub. Date: 2012-10-30
Image Number: 89341
Caption: Why vote at all when some say the candidates are "the same"? Here's a handy comparison. Obama at his worst. Romney at his best. Didn't push for single payer health insurance. Continuing drone strikes. Not hard enough on Wall Street. Still clings to "bipartisan" strategy that lets him get steamrolled. Took a while to warm up to gay marriage. Talks about "clean coal". Would push 45 million people off of health insurance. Might refrain from nuking Iran. IS Wall Street. Steamroller ride sometimes bumpy from running over remaining spines of democrats. Might take a while to annihilate gay marriage. See Los Angeles in "Blade Runner".
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-22 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-22 Pub. Date: 2012-10-22
Image Number: 89068
Caption: The fate of the earth depends on one thing. Truth? Reason? Love of our fellow human? No. It depends on zingers. Boo-yah! Oh no you didn't! Most voters seem unconcerned. Are you worried about losing your health insurance? 'Least I ain't lost my hear! Zing! Coming soon: A slapstick competition to decide who gets the launch codes. Here, have a wedge issue! Whap! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Yank!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-08 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-09 Pub. Date: 2012-10-08
Image Number: 88530
Caption: Mr. Obama's Wild Ride. Or: Near-November Nausea. Obama's poll numbers are up! … But he bombs at the debate! But fact-checkers point out Romney lied. … But lots of people don’t care But the job numbers are up! … But falsehoods spread that the jobs report is fake! But there are only a few weeks left ... What could go wrong?
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-09-17 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-09-18 Pub. Date: 2012-09-17
Image Number: 87671
Caption: So much of presidential races are about the personalities of the individual candidates. I don't vote for a party - I vote for the best man! But what we're really electing is a social network. Linked in. Willard Mitt Romney. Boston, MA area. Mitt has 53,271 connections. Batty casino magnate. Bush-era neocons. Wingnut thing tanks. Of course, speaking in these terms just isn't sexy. Campaign 2012. And now for the latest in the race between two extensive webs of people and institutions from which regulators, ambassadors and supreme court justices will be chosen. Many people will just never get it. I'm voting for whoever has the most beautiful children! I'm voting for whichever candidate likes pudding pops!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-09-10 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-09-11 Pub. Date: 2012-09-10
Image Number: 87424
Caption: Real-Life Scenes from the Democratic National Convention. Pill pack emcee at Planned Parenthood rally. Obama. Women. Gulf War vet and Obama supporter arguing with Occupy protester. Pig snout. Gulf War. My view of the convention hall. Excuse me! The butts of a thousand journalists squeezed in my face. Typical Dank media person: Bags under eyes from 4 hours of sleep, commuting from South Carolina. Cellphone dead. Laptop dead. Feet sore from walking miles around security fences. British reporter who had just come from Tampa. (Gender-neutral silhouette). The people at the RNC were a bunch of tosses! We have racists too, but at least they keep it hidden!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-09-03 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-09-04 Pub. Date: 2012-09-03
Image Number: 87151
Caption: RNC Lowlights. Bold new policy positions. I want to talk to you about love! Dog whistles galore! To do the really big stuff, you need an American! Unlike, say, a black guy from Kenya. Strategic sadism. Step 1: Ruthless obstruction of anything that might help the unemployed. Making Obama a one-term prez is our top priority! Step 2: See! Obama couldn't help you! Legacy-destroying chairs. What's that? You say I just screwed the pooch?
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-20 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-21 Pub. Date: 2012-08-20
Image Number: 86672
Caption: Sneak Preview of the Republican National Convention. Photo ops with Chick-Fil-A mascots. Marij = One cow + One bull. A performance by the Insane Gains Posse. A $100 million IRA - How does it work? It's a miracle. Buckyball Busts. Ronald Reagan. You can take my Buckyballs when you pry them out of my perforated colon! (Obama admin. wants to ban this toy that children tend to swallow.) Paul Ryan takes off his shirt for big-money donors. Ayn Randy Night. Log cabin republican.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-16 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-16 Pub. Date: 2012-07-16
Image Number: 86666
Caption: As The Mitt Spins. Some excuses we may hear yet … Why was I still listed as CEO of Bain after I said I'd retired? I OUTSOURCED myself, but Deepak kept putting my name on S.E.C. filings! ROMNEY. Believe in America. As for my offshore accounts, I did all that in an Ambien-induced FUGUE STATE. I also ate a quart of Rocky Road that night. Can't remember a thing! ROMNEY. Believe in America. You want to know about my OUTSIZE IRA? No mystery there. The account is in an obscure Balkan currency. It's worth 30 million DOLBLATS, not dollars! ROMNEY. Believe in America. Release my tax records? I'd LOVE to, but my wife is embarrassed by how much money we've donated to saving orphaned baby penguins. We will release some photos of the cutest ones soon! ROMNEY. Believe in America.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-05-14 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-05-14 Pub. Date: 2012-05-14
Image Number: 86658
Caption: This just in: In response to President Obama's support for gay marriage, Mitt Romney has just announced his support for BULLY RIGHTS. Live. I've had enough of this ANTI-BULLY RHETORIC! It's time for bullies to come out of the closet and be accepted for who they are. They should no linger have to hide their true selves by pretending to forget that they tormented effeminate classmates. For example. To that end, I wholeheartedly encourage BULLY MARRIAGE. The more bullies marry bullies - of the opposite sex, of course - the more BABY BULLIES there will be! Baby bullies? Do you want a swirly? Soon: Romney shows up at a BULLY PRIDE PARADE. WE'RE HERE! WE'RE SQUARE! GET USED TO IT!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-02-20 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-02-20 Pub. Date: 2012-02-20
Image Number: 89016
Caption: Slowpoke. RNC insiders discuss voter dissatisfaction with the Republican presidential candidates. What we need is Romney's 1% economics plus Santorum's church lady routine, in an appealing package … But how? Two months later. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce a new candidate genetically-engineered from the DNA of Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Hank Williams Jr. and a Woolly Mammoth: Buck Hunter! No fat chicks. Tv ads are quickly released. Pow! Condom launcher. 99%. I love lassoin' up Occupy Wall Street protesters and usin' condoms for target practice! The GOP base is ecstatic. I could have a beer with Buck! I mean, he's some sort of mutant hybrid, but he's one of us! Next week: Scandal - Buck made using stem cells!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-17 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-17 Pub. Date: 2012-01-17
Image Number: 89012
Caption: Slowpoke. Romney straps worker to roof of campaign bus. Breaking: Mitt Romney was spotted hauling a blue collar laborer on top of his campaign bus on the recent drive from New Hampshire to South Carolina. Conservative. Businessman. Leader. Romney. Believe in America. Romney says he wanted to bring "an ordinary American" with him on the campaign trail, but did not have room inside the vehicle. I have a large family, you know. It was either him or Tagg! Diner. Somewhere in Pennsylvania, the worker reportedly soiled himself, and Romney responded. Get me the @#*! offa here! Sploosh! Don't worry! At Bain, we specialized in hosing employees! Romney flatly denies accusations that he's hopelessly out of touch and heartless. Help! That's just the politics of envy. Like so many complainers, this guy's getting a free ride!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-02 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-02 Pub. Date: 2012-01-02
Image Number: 89011
Caption: Slowpoke. 2012: A Mad Lib Odyssey. (Presidential candidate) will commit a gaffe during a campaign stop at a deep-fried (dessert) eatery in (rust belt state). Someone who refuses whipped cream on fried fudge is clearly out of touch with the people! (Rabidly anti-gay political figure) will be caught in a (luxury automobile) with a male escort named (beloved tv action hero). I don't know how I wound up in that car, but I do know marriage equals one man and one woman! You will intimately get to know the life story of an Olympic athlete who was run over by a (large farm equipment) at age three, and overcame a harrowing addiction to (animal tranquilizer) to become a champion at (sport you haven't thought about since the last Olympics). Wheaties. Hammer throw champ. After a brutal election cycle dominated by wildly inaccurate attack ads from (shadowy superpac), (conventional wisdom spewer) will declare "the system worked." No problems here!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-12-27 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-12-27 Pub. Date: 2011-12-27
Image Number: 89010
Caption: Slowpoke. Makin' It with Mitt. Hi there! I'm Mitt Romney, and I'm a highly successful guy! You too can follow my inspiring, all-American path … if you don't listen to that Soviet-style cheese-rationer Obama! You see, Obama wants to redistribute wealth. That is absolutely not what we did at my leveraged-buyout firm! Bain Capital. Executives. Savings from laid-off workers. we hoovered wealth. Very different. Obama also wants to punish effort. Why, in the 13 years since I've retired from Bain and continued to collect tens of millions, it's taken a lot of effort to keep track of it all! Foom! Money button. Yes, Obama opposed a merit-based society. How dare he think my sons don't merit their $100 million trust.* *True!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-16 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-16 Pub. Date: 2011-11-16
Image Number: 89019
Caption: Slowpoke … And the U.N. has estimated that the planet's 7 billionth person will be born right about … now! Population boom! Wait - this just in! The 7 billionth person-to-be has just issued a statement! NNN. Nattering Noggins News. Speaking from an undisclosed gestation location, she says: "Even a pre-conscious proto-human such as myself knows your world is seriously fubared." Breaking: Angry baby. "I'm not even born yet, and I already have 300 industrial chemicals in my bloodstream, you piggish dolts." "There still probably won't be any jobs two decades from now." Furious fetus! "And if I do land some soul-sucking crap work, all the wealth I create will go to some selfish dipstick making 200 times more than me." "Honestly, why bother? Count me out! Or in, as the case may be. Signed, Baby 7B. Fumin' pre-human. In other news, presidential candidate Herman Cain has suggested that the wealthiest 1% be referred to as "your overlords."
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-08-22 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-08-22 Pub. Date: 2011-08-22
Image Number: 89284
Caption: Slowpoke. The supreme court may soon strike down election laws that give public financing to poorer candidates - on the grounds that it infringes on the free speech of rich candidates. The government is penalizing the privately-financed candidate for engaging in unfettered political expression! Makes sense to me! That's right: Giving more speech to the poor means you're taking speech from the rich. Coming soon: Free speech debates! People begin holding up signs showing their annual income before speaking. Looks like I'll be doing the talking here! 21,000. 475,000. And so ... Notice: The last panel of this cartoon will not be shown, so as not to infringe on the First Amendment rights of Heritage Foundation cartoonist Albertus "Champ" Waddsworth IV.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-07 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-07 Pub. Date: 2011-05-07
Image Number: 89290
Caption: Slowpoke. The President's advisers plot election strategy. Here's how we win in 2012: We pick a message that appeals to Democrats, Republicans, Tea Partiers, Progressives, Libertarians, LaRouchies, Flat-Earthers, and Neo-Primitive Anarchists. Clinton triangulated. We're going to OCTANGULATE. Researchers manage to find a point of octopartisan agreement. My fellow Americans, no "star wars" prequels were made during my first term, and none will be made during my second! Mainstream news outlets applaud the non-controversial stance. TIME. Bringing the nation together. Consensus at last. Back at Campaign HQ ... How are we doing? Well, unemployment is still incredibly high, and the country's infrastructure is falling apart, but your poll numbers are holding steady. So we're set to roll out the pro-puppy message next week.
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-01 2012 election 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-01 Pub. Date: 2009-12-01
Image Number: 91020
Caption: Slowpoke. Not to be outdone by the town of Obama, Japan, other places rename. Greetings from … The Obamahamas. The Yeswecanary Islands. Meanwhile, the wee village of McCain, Scotland, is jealous. Take that! News. Obama Wins. Haggis. (The tiny hamlet of Palin, England, remains curiously silent.) Italians immediately commence with celebratory sex. Oh! Oh! OH-BAMA! Election Reactions Around the World. Tibetan monks adopt a new chant: Oooh ... Baaa ... Maaa ... El Diario. Assholios No Mas. Obama es neuvo Presidente de los Estados Unidos. Newspapers across Latin America. Hmm ... It appears the Earthlings may survive for now. We'll be back in 2012. Benign alien scientists.
     
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