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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-04 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-04 Pub. Date: 2014-01-04
Image Number: 105642
Caption: I don't care what the governor of Hawaii says, Obama's not American. He doesn't think like me, doesn't believe what I do, doesn't even look like me. Have you looked in a mirror, ever? Not really. Why? (This cartoon originally published 2011-01-08).
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-03 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-03 Pub. Date: 2014-01-03
Image Number: 105641
Caption: I don't want to argue. This isn't arguing. I'm not even yelling. Arguments don’t need yelling. Arguments can be intense discussions filled with obstinate logic and infuriatingly literal reasoning. Arguments do need yelling. Shall we look up "need" in the dictionary? Whatever. You can't win a non-argument with an incomplete sentence. Whatever WHAT? (This cartoon originally published 2011-01-07).
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-02 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-02 Pub. Date: 2014-01-02
Image Number: 105640
Caption: I talk really fast why do I talk so fast why can't I slow down why do I speed up … STOP. You talk fast 'cause you insecure. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. You think no one wanna hear what you have to say, so you try to jam it all in before they lose patience with you. So you're saying I should speak more slowly ... to exude confidence and ... Whatever gimme my $2. (This cartoon originally published 2011-01-06).
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-01 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-01 Pub. Date: 2014-01-01
Image Number: 105639
Caption: How's the resolution thing going? Still holding doors open for people behind you? Yeh, I was at Roscoe's Rib Shack … held the door open for an old man. Fool walked right through WITHOUT THANKING ME! Can you beleedat? Can I what? So then I had words with him. As soon as he agreed to be more courteous, I released him from the headlock. Wait ... what? (This cartoon originally published 2011-01-04).
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-31 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-31 Pub. Date: 2013-12-31
Image Number: 105638
Caption: I resolve to become president. "President C-Dog," ruler and master of ALL you fools. That can't be your New Year's resolution. Your resolution has to be something that's within your power to do. Oh. Well then I resolve to hold doors open for people behind me, instead of letting them smack them in the face. ... No, something that's in YOUR power to do. I resolve to watch a little more TV. (This cartoon originally published 2011-01-03).
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-30 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-30 Pub. Date: 2013-12-30
Image Number: 105637
Caption: What do you see when you look at that cloud, Susan? I see a cloud. Sometimes a is just a cloud. I disagree. Nothing is what it seems. From afar, a cloud looks like a piece of cotton. If we didn't know that cotton can't float in the sky, we'd think it WAS cotton. It's our perception that makes it what it is, to us anyway. For instance, I perceive you to be about to make me a ham sandwich. (This cartoon originally published on 2011-01-01).
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-16 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-16 Pub. Date: 2013-11-16
Image Number: 103803
Caption: "Narcissism" is being removed from the manual of mental disorders because it's become so common. What's that have to do with me? (Originally published on 2011-05-21).
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-15 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-15 Pub. Date: 2013-11-15
Image Number: 103802
Caption: You're not too observant. Really? I've never noticed that. Spare change. Spare $$$? (Originally published on 2011-05-07).
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-14 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-14 Pub. Date: 2013-11-14
Image Number: 103801
Caption: When I was six, I dreamt I was a Jedi knight saving the galaxy from an evil empire. When I was 16. I dreamt I was making out with the girl next door. Last night, I dreamt I was giving Osama Bin Laden his exit interview, and he didn't like his severance package. Hold up ... you dreamin' 'bout some dude's packages? I bet when I'm 60, I'll dream of ex-lax. (Originally published on 2011-05-16).
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-13 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-13 Pub. Date: 2013-11-13
Image Number: 103800
Caption: I just got slapped with a cease and desist notice from Twitter's lawyers. They're trademarking "TWEET." The Starbucks at the End of the World. I can't tweet anymore unless I pay royalties! I don’t believe that happened, Lemont. You say that all the time. (This cartoon originally published on 10/22/2011).
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-12 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-12 Pub. Date: 2013-11-12
Image Number: 103799
Caption: Last week, you said if you earned $10 million in profit, and Obama raised your taxes to 50% you'd only take home $5 million. But that's not how our marginal tax rates work. Everyone's earnings are taxed exactly the same, whether you're a billionaire or a thousandaire. We all pay 10% on our first $8,500, 15% on earning between $8,500 and $34,500, 25% only on the portion between $34,500 and 83,600, and so on. If there were a 50% bracket, it would only be the 50% of the very top part of your income. On what page of the Communist Manifesto did you find all this? (This cartoon was published originally on 11/5/2011).
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-11 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-11 Pub. Date: 2013-11-11
Image Number: 103798
Caption: John 1:48-50 … Nathaniel said to him, "How do you know me?" Jesus answered him … "Before Philip called you, I saw you standing under a fig tree." Nathaniel said, "Rabbi, you are the son of God! You are the king of Israel!" Jesus replied: "Because I said I saw you standing under a fig tree ... ?" You're the only man I know who reads the bible for jokes. (This cartoon originally published on 11/4/2011).
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-01 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-01 Pub. Date: 2013-11-01
Image Number: 103221
Caption: The ad agency of McMahon, Tate, Stevens & Evans may be plotting a hostile takeover. This is bad for everyone. Us, clients … everyone. You don't know that. Name one major merger that didn't lead to massive layoffs and price increases. There was the time Detective Munch from "Homicide" joined "Law & Order SVU." IN REAL LIFE. (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-22 and 2013-03-15).
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-31 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-31 Pub. Date: 2013-10-31
Image Number: 103220
Caption: I've thought about how I could someday retire in a way that'll let me buy things, travel and enjoy life. Really? Good for you! I thought, the way the economy's going, I'll never be able to actually retire. Huh? So I might as well act like I'm retired now, so when I'm old I'll at least have the memories of my pre-emptive retirement. I see you've also decided to have pre-emptive dementia. I like to look at the bright side of total economic catastrophes.(Cartoon originally published 2011-04-21 and 2013-03-14).
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-30 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-30 Pub. Date: 2013-10-30
Image Number: 103219
Caption: Well, you're not getting any younger, Lemont. You have to start thinking about … y'know … What? About whether I'll always look as sexy in my Captain Kirk convention costume? No. About your retirement. What retirement? I'll be going to those conventions forever. I've already reserved a Star Trek 2 Genesis coffin, so I can be wheeled into the show in perpetuity. Dios mio. (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-20 and 2013-03-13).
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-29 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-29 Pub. Date: 2013-10-29
Image Number: 103218
Caption: Are there any job openings at your ad agency? Really? Lemont, I'm so excited! It's about time you realized there's no future in journalism, that your newspaper is dying, and that it's just stupid at your age to keep wasting time in a dead-end job. … I meant 'cause I know a kid whose mom needs a job. Oh, well ... I ... ay ay. What do you mean "at my age"? (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-19 and 2013-03-12).
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-28 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-28 Pub. Date: 2013-10-28
Image Number: 103217
Caption: I don't see why I was intimidated when you told me you earn six figures. I make six figures too. You can't include decimal points. Who makes up these arbitrary rules? (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-18 and 2013-03-11).
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-25 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-25 Pub. Date: 2013-05-25
Image Number: 97125
Caption: When I was six, I dreamt I was a Jedi knight saving the galaxy from an evil empire. When I was 16. I dreamt I was making out with the girl next door. Last night, I dreamt I was giving Osama Bin Laden his exit interview, and he didn't like his severance package. Hold up ... you dreamin' 'bout some dude's packages? I bet when I'm 60, I'll dream of ex-lax. (Originally published on 2011-05-16).
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-11 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-11 Pub. Date: 2013-05-11
Image Number: 96590
Caption: Spare change? Karma points $5. (Originally published 2011-05-28).
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-10 2011 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-10 Pub. Date: 2013-05-10
Image Number: 96589
Caption: I feel sorry for the middle name. What? You've got your last name, which is the revered and responsible eldest child. Then you've got your first name, which is quirky and full of personality. But no one remembers the middle name exists until it plummets into an orgy of self-hatred and robs a bank. You had me ... and then you lost me. (Originally published 2011-05-27).
     
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