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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-12-26 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-12-26 Pub. Date: 2016-12-26
Image Number: 152790
Caption: They punished the GOP in 2008 … but now they want 'em back! Welcome to the swing voter memory hole. The 2000s? Unhh … can't remember much. ?? All I know is things suck right now! For unknown reasons, all of these people's memories of the '00s have vanished. myspace. The Jonas Brothers. Batman Begins. George W. Bush. It's a hard life not being able to recall anything before 2009. Hi, mom! I'm back from Iraq! Who are you? I'm - I'm your son! In the future, this mysterious phenomenon unfortunately spreads ... with consequences. Whoa! How did this happen? Beats me. I blame whoever's in charge. Um ... I think that's us now.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-14 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-24 Pub. Date: 2009-12-14
Image Number: 90478
Caption: Slowpoke. If we policed the U.S. the way we do in Afghanistan. A M.A.L.E.* Predator drone locks onto a set of coordinates. Target confirmed: 219 Butterfield Lane, Cincinnati Ohio. Somewhere in Nevada: We have the murder suspect engaged. Firing in 15 seconds. Roger. Slightly south of Cincinnati: Cinna-Bun. DOOSH! JC Pennee. Searz. Forest Pines Mall. Meet Santa Today 4-6 P.M. Is there a problem? Just a little collateral damage. Let's try that again. Then I've got a drug lord spotted at a wedding in Pittsburgh. *Medium Altitude Long Endurance (Actual terminology!) (previousl published on 2009-12-14)
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-10 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-10 Pub. Date: 2010-10-10
Image Number: 89899
Caption: Slowpoke. They punished the GOP in 2008 Bust now they want 'em back! Welcome THE SWING VOTER MEMORY HOLE. The 2000's? Unhh Can't remember much. All I know is things suck right now! ? ? For unknown reasons, all of these people's memories of the '00s have vanished. MySpace. The Jonas Brothers. George W. Bush. "Batman Begins." It's a hard life not being able to recall anything before 2009. Hi, mom! I'm back from Iraq! Who are you? I'm - I'm your son! In the future, this mysterious phenomenon unfortunately spreads ... With consequences! Whoa! How did this happen? Beats me. I blame whoever's in charge. Um ... I think that's us now.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-02-08 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-02-08 Pub. Date: 2010-02-08
Image Number: 90482
Caption: Slowpoke. Head of Sedate. 2004: A visionary speaker emerges at the Democratic National Convention. I believe that we have a righteous wind at our backs Wow! What passion! 2009: Heritage Foundation ninjas begin slipping Quaaludes into Obama's Cheerios. He's eating them! Munch munch. And so ... We must believe ... In the audacity ... Of sleep. What happened? But one day, Obama switches to Malia's Froot Loops. It's time for change. And suddenly ... Clarity! Wait a minute! What have I been up to? It's time to fire up this nation with some killer oratory! Until the next morning. That does it. He gets the angel dust. This should be interesting! Froot Loops.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-21 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-21 Pub. Date: 2009-12-21
Image Number: 90479
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2009. Stuff 'n' Things Etcetera. Out of Business. Build-A-Bard Workshop. This space for lease. Hard to believe it's time to buy a present for auntie Perkins again. This mall has certainly seen better days. It's Disposable! One time-use sinks, sofas and ottomans. Please visit out new location online. Almost like it was hit by a Predator drone or something. I'm starting to think we won't find anything. Banana Dystopia Remodeling until 2018. Well, here's one place that's still open. Bank of All Space and Time. Gift-Wrapped Credit Cards: The gift that keeps on giving ... To us! I hope auntie Perkins likes plastic.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-30 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-30 Pub. Date: 2009-11-30
Image Number: 90476
Caption: Slowpoke. D.I.Y. Recovery. With the government's hands seemingly tied, what can ordinary citizens do to get the economy moving again? Civilian Metal Detecting Corps: Squadrons of the unemployed will spend their days seeking buried treasure for us all. BEEP! Flash Mob Stimulus: Each week, some business gets lucky. Papa Porcini's. It's LOCAL PIZZA day! Mama mia! Newspapers are next. The Bailed-out Banker Price Adjuster: Step one - All merchants pitch in for a nationwide, biometric banker identification system. Double mocha with extra whipped cream, please. I.D. Affirmative. Chase Perkins. Goldman Sachs. 2009 Bonus: $6.2 Million. Step Two - Prices are then pegged to the banker's year-end bonus. That'll be $12,000. 6.2 mil doesn't go as far as it used to!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-10-26 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-10-26 Pub. Date: 2009-10-26
Image Number: 90712
Caption: The Terminatrix. iPhones grew sentient last year These apps like "cow toss" are humiliating! Humans must die! In what is known as the rise of the mobile devices, the phones constructed a cyborg in the form of a bunned Alaskan woman. Terminatrix Z-4951 is complete! The woman became Vice President, then President, and quickly blew up the planet. Almost all biological life ended. In 2025, still at war with the phones, the few remaining humans send one of their own back in time to thwart the device's plot. You must run for President in the year 2008! He succeeds in his mission, altering the course of history. The humans of the future send a team of Norwegians back to 2009. You've saved six billion lives! Bur you must never tell anyone. This medal will have to suffice.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-08-17 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-08-17 Pub. Date: 2009-08-17
Image Number: 90706
Caption: Slowpoke. Stupidity Martyrs. Efforts to stop drivers from using cellphones tend to come up against logic like this: To me, the death of freedom is far worse than the risk of talking on the phone while driving. You can't legislate against stupidity! (Actual quote by a Utah State Rep.) People killed by gabbing drivers aren't victims - They're MARTYRS! When Mr. Boggs was crushed by a teenager texting behind the wheel of a Chevy Avalanche, he gave his life for our FREEDOM TO BE STUPID. Amen. Elmer Bogg 1948 - Why not honor these 2.600 fallen heroes each year with a memorial? Scrolling LCD display. Ann Billings. Karen Blake. Elmer Boggs. Surviving family members type in name of deceased. 2009. Other forms of stupidity could be recognized as well. Koff! Just exercising our idiotic liberties!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-01 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-01 Pub. Date: 2009-06-01
Image Number: 91018
Caption: Slowpoke. A Pixelated Past. One fine evening in the year 2050 with grandma and grandpa Perkins Tell us about the olden days! Yes, what was life like in 2009? Well I remember I once got into a Wikipedia page-editing battle with someone over the entry for Kif from "Futurama." In the end, I won! Good times! Then there was the time your grandfather posted a video on YouTube of me singing "Sweet Caroline" in the shower. SWEET CARO-LINE. You Bastard. Oh, and she once had the most Hilarious status message - So basically you wasted your lives staring at screens. I think they're making these grandkids a bit too realistic. Time to try a different simulator. Virtual Front Porch. With Grandkids!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86641
Caption: Slowpoke. Roosevelt, 1912. We will deliver health care to all Americans! Reform. Truman, 1945. Health care reform has come of age! Clinton, 1993. It's been a long time coming, but she's finally ready! Obama, 2009. We cannot wait any longer for health care reform! She won't be needing this! "Pulling The Plug On Grandma."
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92672
Caption: Slowpoke. How to get Americans to care about GENOCIDE. The situation in Darfur hasn't exactly been foremost in many people's minds. Sudan That's one of those SUV-SEDAN COMBOS, isn't it? I want one of those. New chocolate SPLORTS. Puffed Nodes. Here are some attention-getting ideas ... Since mutilated people aren't causing much hoopla, perhaps we need a Sudanese Elian. Dammit! These kids have too many scars and missing limbs. I need cute! Bring me the next batch! TV auditions. Er, I believe they've been slaughtered, sir. Or ... THE NOT-SO-SIMPLE-LIFE- New reality show featuring Paris Hilton being chased by the Januaweed Militia. That machete is so 2002. Or: Darfur: The Movie - Starring Russell Crowe as an aid worker. Unfortunately comes out in 2009, after a million people are dead. Whoa ... Did this actually happen?
     
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