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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-16 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-16 Pub. Date: 2015-03-16
Image Number: 124244
Caption: Twitter. Twitter.com/Candorville. Hillary Clinton says the private server she stored her work email on was totally secure because it was set up for President Clinton. Because servers set up years earlier were obviously still secure in 2009. Tap tap tap tap tap.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-05 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-05 Pub. Date: 2012-12-05
Image Number: 90579
Caption: Let me get this straight: You wrote a story about you and me getting kidnapped in Mexico, infiltrating a drug cartel run by monsters, and causing the end of the world. And you want me to go to "Candorville dot com" backslash "2009," backslash "11," backslash "09," backslash "elevation," so I can read all about it because now you think it all really happened. Is that correct? candorville.com/2009/11/09/elevation. No, it's not. It's not. You said "backslash," when those are clearly "forward slashes." Fascinating. (Published originally on April 29, 2011).
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-10 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-10 Pub. Date: 2012-03-10
Image Number: 39257
Caption: Twitter. Saw commercial with some mom whining about tax on soda & juice drinks. Get your fat kids some water & you won't have to worry about it. Tap tap tap tap tap. (Originally published in 2009).
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-09 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-09 Pub. Date: 2012-03-09
Image Number: 39256
Caption: Penicillium, do you believe in Lemont? I don't. Shhh! Don’t say that, mucor! We'll hear you! Come on, Pen, if Lemont were real, then why does he let bad things happen to us? Because HE wants us to have free will. Yeah? What about the Old Testament, where it says Lemont once sprayed the world with a great fungicide, killing almost everyone? The good book says that was eons ago in 2007, when Lemont was angry and vengeful. Now Lemont loves us. (Originally published in 2009).
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-08 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-08 Pub. Date: 2012-03-08
Image Number: 39255
Caption: I don’t believe we ever really landed on the moon. Of course we did, Clad. My mom watched it like 40 seconds ago, when she was just a kid. She said when Neilium Armstrongium planted our flag on the moon, it was the most profound moment in the history of fungi. This flag will stand until the end of time. Scratch scritch scratch. My butt itches. (Originally published in 2009).
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-07 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-07 Pub. Date: 2012-03-07
Image Number: 39254
Caption: Four forward, drifting to the right a little. Thirty seconds. Contact light. Ok, engine stop. We copy you down, spore. Mushroom, uh … tranquility base here. The spore has landed. Ok, it's time to clean the shower. That's one small step for fungus, one giant leap for fungus. (Originally published in 2009).
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-06 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-06 Pub. Date: 2012-03-06
Image Number: 39253
Caption: What do you mean you can't clean your shower? There's mold in there. I'm a Trekkie. I have to obey the prime directive. I don't get … huh? I can't interfere with primitive cultures. Get it? CULTURE? Nerd. (Originally published in 2009).
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-05 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-05 Pub. Date: 2012-03-05
Image Number: 39252
Caption: What's wrong with you? I was talking to this chick when she said, "Don't call me a chick. You @#$% @$$." I said, "I'm not a '@#$% @$$,' lady, I'm just politically incorrect." And then it hit me … That "politically incorrect" is just a politically correct way of saying '@#$% @$$'? No, I mean her fist. (Originally published in 2009).
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-09 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-09 Pub. Date: 2011-12-09
Image Number: 31627
Caption: Dear Susan: Was called away on urgent business. We'll talk about your promotion and raise as soon as I return. Cordially, Mr. Fitzhugh. Do I hear typing in there?! No. (Published originally on 2009-04-17)
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-08 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-08 Pub. Date: 2011-12-08
Image Number: 31626
Caption: Sir, I deserve a promotion and a raise. Garcia, ever seen my valedictorian trophy? After Yale, I did graduate work at the Larry Tate College of Advertising. All my years of training have prepared me for this moment. …Hand me that trophy. Click. RUUMBLE. ...Sir? (Published originally on 2009-04-16)
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-07 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-07 Pub. Date: 2011-12-07
Image Number: 31625
Caption: What makes you think you deserve a promotion, Garcia? I'm glad you asked, sir. Since you merged my creative department with PR, I've been doing the work of three people. And here's a detailed analysis showing I brought in 82% of our business last year. Yes, but on the other hand, there's evidence you're terrible for office morale. What evidence? I feel lousy. (Published originally on 2009-04-15)
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-06 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-06 Pub. Date: 2011-12-06
Image Number: 31624
Caption: "Promotion: (noun) the act of raising someone to a higher position or rank." See, sir? It IS a real word. Oh ... IS it? Sir, you can't refute a fact just by questioning it in a cynical tone of voice while raising one eyebrow. Oh, CAN'T I? No, you can't. (Published originall on 2009-04-14)
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-05 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-05 Pub. Date: 2011-12-05
Image Number: 31623
Caption: I'm not sure why you need to talk with me about your promotion. You're my top man, Garcia. You've been handling promotions on your own for years. You handled Pepsi, and Dr. Sasquatch's Depilatory for Extremely Hairy Chicks. No ... Sir ... By "promotion," I mean I want to take on more responsibility for more money and a better title. Oh, I see! I'm not familiar with that usage of the term. (Published originally on 2009-04-13)
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-29 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-29 Pub. Date: 2011-04-29
Image Number: 60247
Caption: Let me get this straight: you wrote a story about you and me getting kidnapped in Mexico, infiltrating a drug cartel run by monsters, and causing the end of the world. And you want me to go to "Candorville dot com" backslash "2009," backslash "11," backslash "09," backslash "elevation," so I can read all about it because now you think it all really happened. Is that correct? No, it's not. It's not? You said "backslash," when those are clearly "forward slashes." Fascinating.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-05 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-05 Pub. Date: 2010-01-05
Image Number: 42637
Caption: Fear, Inc. 2009 turned out to be a banner year for our division. Fox News Channel. In fact, if it weren't for us, the company would've ended the year in the red. Did you say red? You know who really liked the color red? … KARL MARX. Everybody give a round of applause to the 2009 "Salesman of the Year," GLENN BECK! Know who else measured time in years? ... Nazis.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-04 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-04 Pub. Date: 2010-01-04
Image Number: 42636
Caption: Fear Inc. We were a little worried, what with the way it started. But 2009 turned out to be a good year. Fear, Inc. Great, in fact. Yeah, "Obama's a secret Muslim" went nowhere … But "Obama wants to kill Grandma" performed well in the third quarter. Turned things around for us. First quarter wasn't all bad, sir. "Quick, give the banks all our cash or Western civilization will crumble tomorrow" flew off the shelves. True.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-13 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-13 Pub. Date: 2009-09-13
Image Number: 38147
Caption: VH1 presents Where Are They Now? The Some-People Story: Part Two. The time was 2009, and the straw man called "some people" had hit rock bottom. I want to take your guns. Yawn. Nobody was paying attention and he collapsed in an orgy of booze-fueled self-pity. The former Titan of the false-argument industry tried to end it all. Eat me! Why won't you eat me?! Squawk? But there's a season for everything, and soon "some people's" fortunes were about to change. No, I don't know what you're talking about. Turn off that camera. Dubble Cross Health Insurance CEO. With a new name and a new purpose, he was back in the saddle again. Gimme your Grandma! I'm gonna kill her! I'm gonna kill her! AAAAAH!!! What else is on? I'm gonna use your tax dollars to pay for illegal immigrant's vaccinations! Oh dear God! NNOOO!!!
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-14 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-14 Pub. Date: 2009-07-14
Image Number: 36190
Caption: So, Mr. Mousavi. Leader of Iran's "Green Revolution." The entire free world has invested its hopes for a better Middle East in you. … Why? Because I share the same yearning for individual liberty as you, I suppose. In the words of your own Founding Fathers ... Give me something approximating slightly greater liberty, or give me death!!! Inspiring. We'll be seeking permits for any future protests.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-13 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-13 Pub. Date: 2009-07-13
Image Number: 36189
Caption: Iran. Two weeks ago. What're you doing here? Covering the big story. Don't interrupt. Boom! Bam! Aaah. Sorry. He's rude. Continue. My sisters are still fighting in the streets for our voice to be heard. And the tyrants are still killing us. Bam! But the world has a short attention span. I am afraid the world will soon move on and forget all about us. Pow! Death to tyrants! God is great! Ouch! Again, you're avoiding my question: How did Michael Jackson's death affect you? Aaaah! Nooo! Oh dear, God!
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-01 2009 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-01 Pub. Date: 2009-07-01
Image Number: 35734
Caption: Two weeks ago … Twitter. IranProtestr: Mousavi & Staff have been arrested. Oh no! RandmStrangr: Iranian militia storming local comic book store. Oh N … Huh? Twitter might not be the ideal source for news. iMightBcrazy: Supreme Leader Khamenei deposed by Conan O'Brien.
     
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