How's your day goin', Earl? Fair to middlin'. Mark Twain once said if you eat a frog first thing in the morning, the rest of your day will be wonderful. In other words, he was saying to get your worst task out of the way first thing, and then everything else will seem good in comparison. I disagree with that interpretation. Frog legs are actually quite delicious. I think he was saying to eat something really good for breakfast and it'll get your day off to a good start. Do you really believe that? No, but the election's been over for more than a month now, and I miss the arguing.