I've got this mystery pain in the side of my face. That ever happen to you? Never. Every pain I've ever had has been accounted for. Test me. Ok … back pain? The year was 2003. I'd just rescued a horse from a mudslide. But her mate got jealous and kicked me in the back. I'm going to leave here feeling inadequate, aren't I? Also, 1997: After I rescued a surfer from its tentacles, a grumpy giant octopus sought revenge.