Vote for me for mayor of the lagoon. Here's my brochure. Why should I vote for you? Because my opponent is a slimeball. Have you seen this video on YouTube? No. This is my opponent doing the hokey pokey at a wedding reception in 1992. As your mayor, I promise I will never do the hokey pokey. It's all in the brochure. Once he gets elected, he'll hokey pokey. They all do.