Let's see... you're what, dear? An XXL? Sure. So this is genuine Souffle Lingerie, huh? I thought it was only sold in Paris and London. How'd you get it? Trade secret, hon. Ok. This is you. It's $180 - but if you purchase a fragrance, I'll do both for only $215. That's a real steal Ann...
Ok, so we're goin' on a date. What's the plan? I don’t know! That's your job. You pick a time - and an activity we'll both enjoy. But since we're 180 opposites, I have no idea what you could possibly pick. Seems undoable, frankly. I'm thinking I'll eliminate the monster truck rally right off. Good start.