Are you in charge here? Yes, ma'am. Problem? Fillmore's Rock School. Jared here came home yesterday with a broken fin, a black eye and several bruises. Oh, dear. I want him out of his "Stage Diving 101" class. Of course. Let's see what else we've got. I've got an opening in "Intermediate Mosh Pit". Fine. Give me the waivers.
So, what do you plan to study now that you're going back to college? Nursing. You're kidding, right? You can't stand being around anyone sick. There's a class for that. Course Catalog. "Faking Compassion 101." They teach anything in college.