I've figured out the secret to getting published. What is it? I'm going to write a "Diary of" book. Like "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"? Yeah - or "Diary of a Mad Housewife" or "Diary of a Mad Black Woman." What's your diary about? A hot dog. 50 200 100. A hot dog??? Yeah. It's a coming of age story about a young girl hot dog during World War Two ... Please don't say - "Diary of a Frank named Anne." That is so not kosher.