Look how close the moon is tonight! It's actually a little over 250,000 miles away. This is the waning gibbous phase. On the moon, you'd weigh one-sixth of what you do on earth. The moon's surface area is less than the surface area of Asia. And the temperature is between -233° and +123° C. Did you guys have fun looking at the moon? I liked it better when it was made of green cheese.
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Gross. Look at those floor mats! I wish our van had a built-in vacuum. Those vans cost $45,000. What if we installed a goat?