1 am. Must … stay awake … to watch … rare lunar event everybody says I can't miss! But … so tired … can't keep eyes open … So what if I miss it? No biggie. But it won't happen again until 2092! Who cares, it's probably over-hyped! Besides I … Zzz. 1:17 am. Ahem. 1:32 am. Shout Hallelujah, come on, get happy ... ! 1:42 am. Pardon me, miss, but I've never done this ... 1:53 am. Blue moon ... 2 am, Adieu, adieu, 'til two thousand and ninety-two! 2:01. Wake up!
Baby, let's do the "'till death do us part" thing! City Hall. 2 months later. Nobody's dying - I'm just here to put to rest this sham of a relationship.