You are touching a garment so precious that only celebs and royalty possess it. SL. Souffle Lingerie. Feel the luxury. See the unequaled artistry. You'd expect to pay $1,000 for such a rare treasure, no? If I told you that you can own this, right now, not for $800, not for $300 but for only $99, what would you say? Hm? Uh ...
Les! You keep giving money to Pry for that kid theater thing and - Hey, talk to the theater supply guy. Stuff's expensive. Kafe Kablooie. I see. And I heard you dropped $300 on a posh dinner. That's the Degroots' fault for showin' up. Talk to them. Uh-huh. Well, your mom called. You missed another payment. Who do I talk to about that? The post office. They ran outta stamps ...