Let's see, you'll be in a semi-private room. That's $500. We hook you up to an IV, that's $300, and we'll monitor your vital signs, that's $475. A complete set of tests will be $1,250. Next we'll ... Uh, excuse me ... I think I'm having a change of heart. Oh, then that's $50,000.
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Now, about your stolen car ... The book value was $300 but your deductible was $500 so you owe us $200.