Ok, 6 girls entered at $20 each. 15 tickets sold at $5 each. A Weenieworld ad in the program, $30. So our total take … $225. That's it?! I thought it'd be way more! TV pageants make a fortune! The Student Beauty Pageant. Oh, wait. I forgot the Revlon, Ford and Coke ads. It's 12 million. Whoever was in charge of fundraising blew it. That would be you. Well excuse me for being busy picking a gown!
TJ, how will we know when Dirk's gonna show up at Toni's? I have a plan. Don't worry. Alrighty, then. Shall we discuss my fee? "I have a plan, don't worry" has never worked! Yeah? Then let's hear your plan, smart guy. Amateur actors charge $30 and hour. But with my experience? I'm $32.