Yard sale, huh? Megan wants me to de-clutter. YARD SALE. How much for the fish lamp? You wanna buy my fish lamp? I won't sell it for less than $20! Outrageous. I'll give you ten. Well Ö Okay. To a good home. Actually, I donít want it. Well, then, just adopt it. No. I'll pay you to take it. Twenty dollars. Fine. It's yours. Just take good care of it. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT! I WANT IT BACK!! Twenty more dollars.
Fellow tentmates, who would like to buy this can of baked beans from me? Only $20. Why would anyone pay you $20 for a stupid can of baked beans? Because you want this can of beans. Not a good enough reason. Because I will eat this entire can of beans. Okay, here's twenty dollars.