How can a coffee shop be out of coffee? The mayor put a huge tax on it. Coffee got too expensive, so we stopped serving it. Can I interest you in a rock-hard stale muffin? Sure. I'll need something to throw at Hawthorne. $12.50 please.
I'll bet fifty cents. I'll see your fifty cents and raise you a quarter, turtleboy. Bling! There's your 75 cents, and I raise you $12 million. What the…? Where'd you get all that money, Sherman? It's economic stimulus money. Darn! I tried to get some of that and they wouldn't give it to me! Well, maybe you didn't ask nicely enough. Hmph! Well! You just wait right there! I'll be back. I just borrowed a bunch of money from China. I'm out.