Grand opening invitations for you, boys! Ooh! I LOVE openings! Well, you'll love this one. My new convenience store officially opens today. "Come to the Crab 'n' Go." And free slushees for the kids. "With a purchase of $100 or more." Quit reading the fine print!
Megan, brace yourself … we just won $65 million in the lottery! Are you certain? Yes. Yes. Are you 100% completely, totally positive? WHA-HOO! Well, luckily you can afford the top-of-the-line hearing aid. What?