I finished counting all your pennies, grampa. Good! There are four hundred and thirty-seven dollars and twelve cents. And I also found two paper clips and a red lifesaver with lint on it. Great job! And for a reward you can keep the lifesaver and one of the paper clips.
I've been saving pennies in this Jar for years, Nelson. There must be over $100 in pennies in there. And now I find out it costs 2 cents to make every penny. Here I thought I was being thrifty, but it turns out I've been bankrupting our country one cent at a time. Does that mean you're a terrorist?