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Result page:    1   2   3   4   5   6   7   Next   (128 images) 1.   Cartoonist: John Deering Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew Viewable Date: 2008-05-09 Pub. Date: 2008-05-09 Image Number: 23321 Caption: So much for our reputation. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   2.   Cartoonist: Nina Paley Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures Viewable Date: 2008-04-18 Pub. Date: 1994-04-01 Image Number: 5608 Caption: Yuck! I hate condoms! Well, you could always get a vasectomy. Are you nuts?! Clutch! You already decided you don't want children. What's the big deal? I still want the option of having children! I mean, what if something happens? "Something happens?" Yeah! Like what if some catastrophe happens like a plague or a war or an alien invasion or something that kills off 99.9% of the human race and I'm the only surviving male and I'm solely responsible for the continuation of the species! What then?! I see your point, the risk is just too great. Plus, what would the pope think? I know, I know! This doesn't address S.T.D.s, but it's something to think about anyway. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Nina Paley   3.   Cartoonist: Nina Paley Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures Viewable Date: 2008-04-09 Pub. Date: 1995-03-31 Image Number: 1301 Caption: The Cult of the Child. Oh precious child! Your are our hope for the future! It is a sorry world you inherit - pollution, greed, war, poverty, environmental destruction, global overpopulation - but, oh precious child, you the light that guides us to salvation! Your innocence .... your potential ... It's all up to you, my bright little star! Shut up and get a vasectomy. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Nina Paley   4.   Cartoonist: Steve Kelley Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons Viewable Date: 2008-04-08 Pub. Date: 2003-12-07 Image Number: 6826 Caption: New: Virtual Colonoscopy. Oh, please, the IRS perfected that years ago. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   5.   Cartoonist: Berkeley Breathed Comic/Cartoon: Opus Viewable Date: 2008-04-04 Pub. Date: 2004-04-04 Image Number: 8947 Caption: Corporate Note: Due to this episode's "cow humor," artistic execution was moved from cow-sensitive India (Opus' normal production home) to nearby Republic of Turklestan. We apologize for any slight quality shift as we pursue cost-cutting options. Care for a Ho-Ho, ma'am? No, I'm on a special weight plan. Last week I had my stomach stapled off. To help with temptation, tomorrow I get my eyelids superglued shut. Tuesday, nostrils get cemented! Yep, it's all about self-control! So this is what they mean by "Mad Cow Disease"! There! He walks among us!! As foretold Satan appears as a penguin in fruit and briefs!! Hey! This isn't in the script! Cast him with stones!! Be gone, evil one!! Help! I've been poorly outsourced!! Next week: Production moves to Zimbabwe. Try Toronto!! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   6.   Cartoonist: Steve Kelley Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons Viewable Date: 2008-04-04 Pub. Date: 2008-04-03 Image Number: 22764 Caption: Oh, my … Botox injected into lab rats migrated to their brains. The little critters should just bite the bullet and get facelifts. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   7.   Cartoonist: J.C. Duffy Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers Viewable Date: 2008-03-31 Pub. Date: 2008-03-31 Image Number: 22681 Caption: Don't worry… I've performed this procedure hundreds of times. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Universal Press   8.   Cartoonist: Darrin Bell Comic/Cartoon: Candorville Viewable Date: 2008-03-30 Pub. Date: 2008-03-30 Image Number: 22662 Caption: Going over and over? Stopping and starting? CUT! Guys don't go to the doctor 'cause it makes 'em feel weak. Our client wants men to feel like it's manly an' tough to ask a doctor for a prescription. So add some macho. Be MANLY. As if you're hunting a racing car made of beef jerky and beer. For many guys, prescription Xtreme-flo may relieve symptoms of enlarged prostate in one week, so... I'm sorry, Ms. Garcia, I'm just not feeling motivated. ok, go. IF CONSIDERING CATARACT SURGERY, TELL YOUR EYE SURGEON YOU'VE TAKEN XTREME-FLO!!! YEEAAARGH. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   9.   Cartoonist: Dave Coverly Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump Viewable Date: 2008-03-29 Pub. Date: 2008-03-29 Image Number: 22665 Caption: Wait a minute … All this looking, and his wallet was in his pants pocket the whole time? For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   10.   Cartoonist: Nina Paley Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures Viewable Date: 2008-03-28 Pub. Date: 1992-09-27 Image Number: 1280 Caption: Nina's Adventures in the Hospital. Pre-Op Fun Page!! Nina's throat hurts! Help her get to the tonsillectomy!! Endless forms. Blood test. Jab! Christian Magazines in the lab waiting room. "Are Today's Youths Godly Enough?" "Family Values". Physical Exam. I never had a tonsillectomy and I'm fine! Electrocardiogram. Pharmacy. Anti-barf suppositories. Codeine. Warning:... Urine Sample. Lab. Don't bring that here! Put it through the metal door in the bathroom!! Chest x-rays. Brochures. You and Your Tonsils. Anesthesia. The slice of death". At last!! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Nina Paley   11.   Cartoonist: Ann Telnaes Comic/Cartoon: Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons Viewable Date: 2008-03-23 Pub. Date: 2000-01-19 Image Number: 10188 Caption: *burp* Time to make an appointment for liposuction. Report: The number of overweight people in the world equals the number of malnourished people. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: CartoonArts Int'l/NY Times   12.   Cartoonist: Nina Paley Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures Viewable Date: 2008-02-26 Pub. Date: 1994-06-03 Image Number: 5609 Caption: Anarchy, at its most basic level, simply means no one is fit to boss over anyone else. I personally ascribe to-- Cut!!! No no no! That's not what women think! This is a women's comic strip! Editor. Talk about relationships! Editor. You know, women have borne the brunt of the responsibility for contraception for millennia! Now we have the medical technology to give men vasectomies and they still won't--Cut!! That won't do at all!!! Here, read from this script! "My boyfriend says if I lose 15 pounds, he'll buy me a new dress! Maybe if I lose 150 pounds, he'll buy me a car!!!" Better, better...here try reading it this way! Perfect!! That's exactly what women think!! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Nina Paley   13.   Cartoonist: Dave Coverly Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump Viewable Date: 2008-02-08 Pub. Date: 2008-02-08 Image Number: 21714 Caption: Plastic surgeon's here. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   14.   Cartoonist: Brian Crane Comic/Cartoon: Pickles Viewable Date: 2007-12-18 Pub. Date: 2007-12-14 Image Number: 20745 Caption: I hope I never have to wear glasses. Grampa, have you ever thought about getting that eye surgery so you don’t have to wear glasses anymore? Eye surgery? You mean the one where they slice and dice your eyes with laser beams? No, strangely enough, that idea has never appealed to me. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   15.   Cartoonist: John Deering Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew Viewable Date: 2007-11-21 Pub. Date: 2007-11-21 Image Number: 20558 Caption: Botox? For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   16.   Cartoonist: Dave Coverly Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump Viewable Date: 2007-11-13 Pub. Date: 2007-11-13 Image Number: 19273 Caption: New You Plastic Surgery. That's right, doctor, I gave her the bill and her nose went right out of joint again. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   17.   Cartoonist: John Deering Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew Viewable Date: 2007-11-11 Pub. Date: 2007-11-11 Image Number: 20548 Caption: Would you like to keep it as a souvenir? Instead of a brain, the scarecrow opts for liposuction. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   18.   Cartoonist: Rex May Comic/Cartoon: Rex May Gag Cartoons Viewable Date: 2007-11-05 Pub. Date: 2007-11-05 Image Number: 19255 Caption: …Or, if you can't afford a bypass right now, how about I put you down for an appendectomy? For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Freelance/Self-Syndicated   19.   Cartoonist: Darrin Bell Comic/Cartoon: Candorville Viewable Date: 2007-10-31 Pub. Date: 2007-10-31 Image Number: 19120 Caption: I have a 20-year elementary school reunion next week, Roxanne. I wanna take you and your son. Sorry, I've got plans that day. I'm voting. Or getting a vasectomy. Ok, first of all, I didn't tell you which day it is yet… Vasectomies take a while. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   20.   Cartoonist: Berkeley Breathed Comic/Cartoon: Opus Viewable Date: 2007-10-28 Pub. Date: 2007-10-28 Image Number: 19105 Caption: Dogs. They creep me out how they stare at us. Like they're…waiting. Here's my theory: In reality, they're a highly intelligent, speaking civilization that once ruled our world. Ridiculous. Then we showed up 10,000 years ago. So they developed a sneaky plan: We'd pamper 'em, coodle 'em, free vasectomies... all while they keep quiet and act stupid. Then...because WE'RE actually stupid... we annihilate ourselves. Leaving the planet to them in the condition any dog would love: emptier... quieter... ...messier. Smellier. Warmer! 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